Caption Competition

[Big Boy]

This week's competition is now closed. Pharvey, please watch your Inbox.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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pharvey returned the results faster than a speeding bullet this week, but he has to improve a lot to match Dannie Boy's speed.

A BIG thank you to pharvey who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:

5th Dannie Boy with "Meghan is not coming - am I worried?"

4th Dannie Boy with "It’s no good complaining to me about Brexit, I wasn’t allowed to vote!!"

3rd lindosfan1 with "Harry is not here, he has got his knickers in a twist again."

2nd lindosfan1 with "Who or what is Andrew shagging now."

1st place goes to sateeb with ""Honestly, I didn't pay for Andrews out of court settlement!!""

Thank you very much to all who participated.

sateeb you now have until 21:00 on 10 April 2022 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 15 April 2022.

Next week's guest judge is Dannie Boy (wado-karate taking a rest this time around) who is barred from making entries for 1 week.

[sateeb]

A bit of 70's nostalgia

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[sateeb]

Don't look away Flo, I know it was you who just farted!

[sateeb]

That reminds me, I must go t'butchers for some rump steak.

[Jimbob]

older generation practiced 'Social distancing' before it became vogue.

[Jimbob]

Mrs' Philby, Burgess and Maclean enjoined their discreet eavesdropping.

[lindosfan1]

Beryl see the fat on 'is bum, reminds me ov when butter was 3d for 'alf a pound.

[lindosfan1]

Wheres yer 'usband Maggie? His up te pub wiv Sid from the fag shop.

[lindosfan1]

Itold you my boy bill 'as joined the army , not like that lazy sod.

[lindosfan1]

Cumming darn the market Lil? Nah can't be bovered Beryl.

[Jimbob]

Old tart on right thinks short stockings on middle woman are orrible. Better on a bank robber

[lindosfan1]

Beryl have you got your knitting needles handy, because if he farts I will stick them up his bum.

[pharvey]

Sitting on a bench @rse backwards didn't go down well with the Davies triplets.....

[pharvey]

Dorris, was already raising frowns with her "above the knee" dress, let alone checking out young Bradly's derriere.....