YaHaaaar Shipmateys

Post by **sandman67** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:07 pm

Id say the most successful was old Cap'n Morgan. Successful pirate one day, governor of Jamaica the next. 5 Minutes later and hes got his own brand of grog!

Yaaaar - That Be Fame Says I!

Spitfire · Post by **Spitfire** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:39 am

Ha ha SM, you're just too bad man.

Post by **sandman67** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:49 am

thats proper history shipmatey...... good old Cap'n Morgan was a proper full on licensed pirate.....then he does a deal, after arranging for the previous person to leave the post, for the governorship of Jamaica back when that meant big bucks. Persuades a few mates to pack it in as well.

Applies piratical thinking to business and makes a mint.

Starts a grog business (ie applies British thinking to Sugar cane = Rum or molasses equation...yanks made molasses, we made booze).......and 200 or so years later his big grinning gurner is in all the bars y go in....and he has accompanied my drunkerdness a fair few times Davey Jones blessim.

Gaaaaarrrrrrrrrr..........

Eres to Cap'n Morgan!

Yaaaaarrrrrrr

Post by **Randy Cornhole** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:01 am

Where be that blaggard Master Bates...

Post by **johnnyk** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:03 am

sandman67 wrote:Id say the most successful was old Cap'n Morgan. Successful pirate one day, governor of Jamaica the next. 5 Minutes later and hes got his own brand of grog!

Yaaaar - That Be Fame Says I!

I'd vote for Drake, authorized by HM to pillage and plunder off shore and on.

Post by **sandman67** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:48 pm

Ahoy First Mate Randy!

Master Bates has been sent for a lick o the cat after ee refused to careen the winkles of The Sea Witch's bottom. Seaman Staines is rubbing salt into the wounds......

Gaaaarrrrrrr

Post by **Big Boy** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:17 am

johnnyk wrote:
sandman67 wrote:Id say the most successful was old Cap'n Morgan. Successful pirate one day, governor of Jamaica the next. 5 Minutes later and hes got his own brand of grog!

Yaaaar - That Be Fame Says I!
I'd vote for Drake, authorized by HM to pillage and plunder off shore and on.

The Green Army by Royal Appointment

Post by **Vital Spark** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:47 am

Aaarrh,

Sorry, can't do it with a deep growl - just like Roger the cabin boy. He be a nice young lad. So accommodating...

VS

Post by **johnnyk** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:50 am

A seafood company had a tv commercial here in Canada years back that showed an old salt "Capt. Highliner" chatting dockside with a young boy.
The Captain asks, "Ever been to sea, Billy?"
The unofficial answer quickly became, "No, Captain. But I've been blown ashore!"

Post by **sandman67** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:04 am

Captain Birdseye.......

Garry Glitter has nowt on him

I rest my case

Yaaaar!