Do you use toilet paper in your house in Thailand?

Post by **hhfarang** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:52 pm

I've just read this whole thread from my last post onward...

Post by **Rolf Luettich** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:31 am

migrant wrote:OK, I don't want this to deteriorate, it's a real question/comment.

I don't see how the bum guns work without water and ... going all over.
Even my wife, after being away from Thailand for many years, hesitates to use one.

If there is paper, OK, as mentioned, that can dry you off, but when there is no paper....

Maybe I've too heavy a hand?

get fat if u want it to work, ur ass needs to cover the whole toilet

Post by **migrant** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:50 am

Rolf Luettich wrote:
migrant wrote:OK, I don't want this to deteriorate, it's a real question/comment.

I don't see how the bum guns work without water and ... going all over.
Even my wife, after being away from Thailand for many years, hesitates to use one.

If there is paper, OK, as mentioned, that can dry you off, but when there is no paper....

Maybe I've too heavy a hand?
get fat if u want it to work, ur ass needs to cover the whole toilet

Well that gives me a hint as to how it should work!!

Post by **BaaBaa.** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:18 pm

migrant wrote:
Rolf Luettich wrote:
migrant wrote:OK, I don't want this to deteriorate, it's a real question/comment.

I don't see how the bum guns work without water and ... going all over.
Even my wife, after being away from Thailand for many years, hesitates to use one.

If there is paper, OK, as mentioned, that can dry you off, but when there is no paper....

Maybe I've too heavy a hand?
get fat if u want it to work, ur ass needs to cover the whole toilet
Well that gives me a hint as to how it should work!!

Well it shouldn't, you dont spray the thing all over your ass cheeks.

Post by **shunpike** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:06 pm

Great Poll

I love the bum guns! Can't go back to just paper. I'm now dissapointed if I'm staying at a posh hotel with a full western loo and no gun. Quick shot in the arse and bit of paper to dry off! That's civilisation!

Post by **hhfarang** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:57 pm

Post by **migrant** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:26 pm

BaaBaa. wrote:
Well it shouldn't, you dont spray the thing all over your ass cheeks.

Being a bit dense, but still curious, does one spray the, ah, affected area only? Use fingers to polish off?

It still seems to me that water, and other items, will go everywhere.

I like the idea, but the logistics still baffle me (give me tax codes anyday!!)

Post by **BaaBaa.** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:17 pm

migrant wrote:
BaaBaa. wrote:
Well it shouldn't, you dont spray the thing all over your ass cheeks.
Being a bit dense, but still curious, does one spray the, ah, affected area only? Use fingers to polish off?

It still seems to me that water, and other items, will go everywhere.

I like the idea, but the logistics still baffle me (give me tax codes anyday!!)

Firstly you use the gun whilst you are sat on the toilet, not balancing on your head or bending over the sink.

Step 1:Spray affected area (aka Ass Hole)
Step 2:dry
Step 3:done

Post by **Randy Cornhole** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:49 pm

Step 1:Spray affected area (aka Ass Hole)
Step 2:dry
Step 3:done

The truth

step 1:spray towards general area, miss and hit the wall.
step 2:Retry and succeed in spreading the poo all over your back.
step 3:give up and take a shower...

Post by **lindosfan1** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:12 pm

Post by **migrant** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:28 am

I think my efforts will yield Randy's results!!

Wouldn't want it in California here, I can imagine an earthquake during the spray session.....Yes Doctor, it ended up in there by accident

Post by **margaretcarnes** » Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:35 am

Dear Migrant - the Bum Gun has a valve with which to adjust the water pressure, thereby enabling you to find a suitable level of squirt for your bottys' needs.
In LOS it's the little red tap on the joint in the mains pipe. Unfortunately the guns tend to leak at the business end, and I've had to disconnect the one fitted to my British loo as it was costing me a pint of water an hour even when not in use. That adds up here on metered water!
BTW they are best used with a rearguard action. Going in from the front will splatter the wall and wet your cheeks

Post by **migrant** » Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:56 am

Well. I'm still hesitant. I understand the hygiene involved, and agree it's best, but I'm a little worried about my followthru!!

Post by **Farang** » Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:23 am

To discuss such lavatorial function,
as by assblaster the posterior unction,
is the other of the recurring themes.
Irreal estate, the other, it seems,
with poo-poo has here a conjunction.

Post by **hhfarang** » Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:49 pm

I don't understand your hesitation Migrant, or your disaster Randy. BaaBaa is correct, you have to do it while sitting and Mags is correct with the rear approach.

I admit I did have a few aiming adjustment problems the first couple of times I used it but it was a very short learning curve. I did install the better ones in my house, not the cheapest plastic ones with the rubber hose that you see here in a lot of places, so mine have a very concentrated spray and with the twin Mitsu 305s powering the water from my two in ground tanks, I can get very, very, clean after even the most disgusting movement!

I will never be able to live in the west again without installing one of these things in my "loo", just can't get that clean feel without it now that I'm used to them.

It's kind of like flossing your teeth in that respect. When I was young, I didn't bother as I thought it was too much trouble. Then a dentist talked me into trying it for a month and now I can't imagine going a day without flossing... just wouldn't feel clean. Maybe you guys that don't like the water gun could invent some butt floss...

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