BEWARE! NEW FARANG IN TOWN!

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sargeant wrote:
Maybe im wrong, but are you a Yorkshireman, and if so maybe that explains how I understand your humour? Otherwise I must just be getting old.
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You are old sorry but i come from OXFORD and HMF a RE to be exact

Are you an ex sqaddie which probably would explain understanding my humour or am i getting old :shock: :shock: :oops: :oops: :naughty: :naughty:

169 days to go for my old age pension :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:lach: Yes I must be :laugh:

Im not an ex-squaddie, but I do hang out with a few ex-squaddies, so maybe thats it. :D

So, yes you too must be getting old :shock: :duck: :laugh:

Congratulations on the forth coming pension though sarge. Its always good to know someone has beat the system and not keeled over at work. :D :thumb:

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:lach: :lach: :lach: :lach: :lach:

thanks for the pat on the back but i have been on a pension for 15 years already :cheers:

I think my increase is due to just plain endurance bluddy mindedness and i deserve it and because i paid for it :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

have we met before i only ask it seems you are using a photo of a young me as your avatar :oops: :oops:
at least the ammount of hair seems familiar :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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sargeant wrote::lach: :lach: :lach: :lach: :lach:

thanks for the pat on the back but i have been on a pension for 15 years already :cheers:

I think my increase is due to just plain endurance bluddy mindedness and i deserve it and because i paid for it :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

have we met before i only ask it seems you are using a photo of a young me as your avatar :oops: :oops:
at least the ammount of hair seems familiar :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:lach: I dont believe we have met before.

As I appear to resemble you when you was younger, I couldnt be your long lost son, could I...Daddy? :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :duck: :laugh:

I think, as we do theoretically pay into our government pension (government are trying to tell us otherwise these days), we all deserve to get it. However, having taken the queens shilling, I would say you deserve it more than some, like myself. :bow:
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Traveller 2
Am i being picky or oversensitive or sumfin
are you feeling lonely as wot i am cos it seems you are the ONLY one that understands my humour and vice versa on account of no one else is joining in :oops: :oops: :oops:

unless you are my real MUM :D :D :D cos the one i had as a kid was an alien :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Good evening Hua Hin,

again thanks for your kind messages.

Yesterday my wife and I went to the Village Market, and I believe
I detected a recognising smile on the faces of two decent looking
chaps. They must have been Forum members who recognised me
from my description.Lol

By the way those crutches are not temporary, but permant companions
of mine!

Also since yesterday I am finally online on my own notebook!

One or two questions for the old HH hands:
We bought one of those water dispensers, and the company, suggested
by an acquaintance, charges 30 Baht per "gallon"!
Does the "superior"? quality of the water or the containers justify the extra
10 Baht, or should we change to the 20 Baht per "gallon" supplier?

As for installing a new full container - my wife and I had some difficulty, in particular
I balancing on my only leg and with a sore right arm to boost!
We must have looked like Laurel & Hardy at times.
Is there a trick apart from sheer strength how to go about it without spilling
too much water?

Good night everyone!

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^Plastic water syphon.......
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Just been reading through this and was thinking...

...that this thread is well on target for beating the current 'Most Emoticons Used In One Thread', Thread Champion. :P

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sargeant wrote:Traveller 2
Am i being picky or oversensitive or sumfin
are you feeling lonely as wot i am cos it seems you are the ONLY one that understands my humour and vice versa on account of no one else is joining in :oops: :oops: :oops:

unless you are my real MUM :D :D :D cos the one i had as a kid was an alien :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Dont worry about it Sarge. If we keep this up some others might start to participate as they get the hang of our banter. :D

Might be an idea to open a new thread though, so we arent hijacking someone elses? :D

Im sorry, I cant be your mum as ive got the wrong tackle and im sure I would remember sh****ng a sprog. :shock: :naughty: :laugh:

Is there a photo on here of you in a football kit? If so, you dont look much like an aliens offspring. Mind you, team choice might be a bit 'alien'. :duck: :naughty: :laugh:
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okey dokey then T(4)2
you open the thread i will follow :D :D :D

GLC if this new thread comes up the smilies will really fly :shock: :? :roll: :cry: :twisted: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Yes thats me in the footy (ausie lingo) get up and team choice was down to they were brand new and i am as tight as a ducks buttocks so would not throw them out :rasta: :rasta: :laugh: :laugh:

sorry to hear about your tackle does it hurt at all :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
pity you arent my MUM though :cry: :cry:
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What are you on now Sarge? :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: ????

You seem to be living on a different cloud to all of us these days
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Hey my first 'thinking emoticon' has now changed to that 'Art Dawgs' thing. Mods can you remove it completely... :D :D :D :D :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: 8)
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New wife new body new health new location Richard :D :D :D :D :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
i am on cloud 9 NINE :D :D :D :D

nice to see you joining in GLC getting the hang of the smilies as well :lach: :lach: :lach: :lach:
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Good Sarge

Hope this high last longer than your previous ones

I'm not really a smilie person but respond to those that like them as a rule
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nice to see you joining in GLC getting the hang of the smilies as well
I only wanted to put one of each smiley in but an early bout of Parkinsons took control.

Oooooh low blow there. A joke in poor taste *slaps wrist*

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Hello mates,

ordered a satellite dish today and subscribed to that True Vision Gold package.

Have not been able to follow the news on a regular basis since I arrived in Thailand.

While I am writing this, I hear exclamations of indignation coming from our kitchen
where my wife is fighting off the concerted attacks of several columns of ants.

Sargeant,

I have only now had time to read all the posts thoroughly, and your nom-de-plume
did suggest that you were an ex-squaddie, and indeed you confess to having belonged
to the brotherhood of Sappers. "Hurrah for the CRE!"

Wishing you all a great afternoon in Thailand!

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