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bozzman,

Not Irish, but in response to your request above:

Midget puts spring on his hands and feet and f**ks a 6ft blonde bird. He gives her the best seeing to to that shes ever had.


He called it the Four Sprung Dwarf Technique

:oops: Sorry guys, I know it should have been in the Not Funny section. :oops:
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big yank ( american tourist )

driving around the arse hole of kerry right out in the sticks in ireland

driving a big lincon continental

stops to give this old codger a lift hi paddy im going to then next village can i give you a lift

jasys says the old codger thnaks hops into the car looks at the tourist nice watch says paddy yea says the driver its a rolex cost a fortuine
paddy says the car costa fortuine too yes saya driver
paddy asks how did you get all these things
the drvier replys well paddy i work for cunard

paddy says i worked fukinhard all my life ive nothing
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The following is an actual advertisement in an Irish newspaper:

Automobile for Sale

1985 Blue Volkswagen



Only 50 miles. Only first gear and reverse ever used.

Never driven hard. Original tires. Original brakes.

Original fuel and oil

Only 1 driver. Owner wishing to sell due to employment

lay-off.



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The following is an actual advertisement in an Irish newspaper:

Automobile for Sale

1985 Blue Volkswagen



Only 50 miles. Only first gear and reverse ever used.

Never driven hard. Original tires. Original brakes.

Original fuel and oil

Only 1 driver. Owner wishing to sell due to employment

lay-off.



Photo attached --- Scroll Down --- You HAVE to see this.........






























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Subject: Fw: Irish car for sale





The following is an actual advertisement in an Irish newspaper:

Automobile for Sale

1985 Blue Volkswagen



Only 50 miles. Only first gear and reverse ever used.

Never driven hard. Original tires. Original brakes.

Original fuel and oil

Only 1 driver. Owner wishing to sell due to employment

lay-off.



Photo attached --- Scroll Down --- You HAVE to see this.........





















































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bozzman,

:lach: :lach: :lach: :lach: :lach: :lach:

:? I'm sure that was hilarious - what was it? :?
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its a photo of a lighhouse on a small island abot 100 sq yards

surrounded totally by water with a boat moored on beach

so the car has a 100 yard run pity i cant paste the photo beyond my sad pc sklills...............lol :thumb:
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PRICELESS !




If you are sitting next to someone who's irritating you on a plane or
train....

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.


2. Remove your laptop.


3. Boot it up.


4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.


5. Open this message.


6. Close your eyes and tilt your head upwards.


7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown..swf
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The link does not work
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Post by Big Boy »

There is one dot too many in bozzman's link. Try this one:

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
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thanks big boy you have the eye of a gannet can spot a fish for a long distance awawy...lol

hope you guy got a giggle out of it

regards

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Bozzman101--do you mean this one?

http://us.f13.yahoofs.com/bc/45e10d60_1 ... FBv7DfTuKx
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Post by Big Boy »

HansMartin,

I'm not sure which one was funniest
:lach: :lach: :lach: :lach: :lach:
your effort, or bozzman's? However, both display the same picture - its a good job that I've got a good imagination :twisted:
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shitheads

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you brits were not laughing at the irish in rugby yesterday 43 - 13. :guns:
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brentaz,

I don't take too kindly to being referred to as a shithead, but will not rise to the bait which must be in direct convention of T&Cs 4 and 12.

The Irish team were by far the best team on the day, and deserved their victory.

Now :offtopic: please
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Post by DawnHRD »

Thank you, BB. You are right.

brentaz, please refrain from using language like that on the forum, particularly when it is directed towards other members.

As Big Boy suggests, reading the terms & conditions & abiding by them would be a very good idea. Thank you.
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Post by STEVE G »

Yes Brentaz, seeing as how the subject of your post is "shitheads" and the subject of the sentence is "the irish", you might be offending some of your countrymen.
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