Euro 08 qualifiers

Post by **Guess** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:01 pm

Now that would be an exiting game if it came to a bit of puchup. It would be good to see Renaldo toucjing up his stage make up and throwing his handbag ot the Finns while the Finns were lobbing frozen polar bears ar them.

As for England's 5 - 0. An incredible vicrory by a glorious team against one of the great soccer nations of the world. What nobody seemd to notice was that Gianfranco Lamopardi was playing but wearing a Andorran kit. Andorra could only must ten men out of their total population of 65. Most are femaile or the wrong age grouo. It was good to see the mighty Peter Crouch score not one but two goals against the rock solid Andorran defence.

Now trhe real test for Englang is coming with them having to face the greatest teams in the world i.e.
1 Fuck You Rooney Macedonia
2 Israel (Enland will be allowed assistance formthe Hezbollah for that one.
3 Russia (Whose ladies team is stronger than the mens).
4 Estonia (Surely this is a suburb of Finland)
5 Croatia (Lampardi needed for this one.)

Looks like a real uphill struggle to me. England will certainly get some respect from me if the can make it in such a tough group.

Post by **Jaime** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:41 pm

Guess, I notice that you are now 'camping' in the valleys. I hope it is the type of camp that involves tents! However, if I see the distant form of someone in pink wellies and a feather boa gaily skipping across the local hill tops, silhouetted against the clear blue Welsh sky, I will give you a shout and you can pop in for a nice cup of tea and a Welsh cake. However, any special friends you may have made whilst 'camping' will not be invited (sheep are not allowed below the snow line).

Post by **BaaBaa.** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:44 pm

Guess, were you parralletic when you wrote this.

Post by **Big Boy** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:12 pm

Guess,

I've tried to think of a suitable reply, but can't - laughing too much. It is unfortunate, but I have to agree with everything you have said. However, its about time England got the luck of the draw.

Post by **Guess** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:00 am

BaaBaa. wrote: Guess, were you parralletic when you wrote this.

Had trouble finding this word, not in any of ny dctioanaries until I found this site, English of course.

http://www.handofchaos.net/phpBB2/viewt ... 6c7d68082f

As for me I am only permitted one beer per day by Lady Guess. If I miss a day she will let me have two the next day. If I go out she sets up the timer on her phone to coincide exactly with the time taken to consume two San Miguels and then sends a chauffeurse to collect me.

BTW BaaBaa if you are a sheep I have a very interesting prospect for you.

Post by **Guess** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:04 am

Jaime wrote:Guess, I notice that you are now 'camping' in the valleys. I hope it is the type of camp that involves tents! However, if I see the distant form of someone in pink wellies and a feather boa gaily skipping across the local hill tops, silhouetted against the clear blue Welsh sky, I will give you a shout and you can pop in for a nice cup of tea and a Welsh cake. However, any special friends you may have made whilst 'camping' will not be invited (sheep are not allowed below the snow line).

And I was told that that would be the perfect diguise in the region. Are they dolphin friendly Welsh Cakes?

Post by **Guess** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:09 am

Big Boy wrote:Guess,

I've tried to think of a suitable reply, but can't - laughing too much. It is unfortunate, but I have to agree with everything you have said. However, its about time England got the luck of the draw.

Don't worry BB, I am sure there will be more to time as the tournamanet moves forward.

Post by **Joni** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:33 am

Finland 1-1 Portugal

Johansson 22 Nuno Gomes 42

It's quite good result for Finland. But very good start Finland team two match Poland away, Portugal home and now we have four points.

Post by **Big Boy** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:10 am

Macedonia 0 - 1 England

Positive points: Lampardi was substituted

Post by **The understudy** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:25 am

[size=18][color=red]Yo Germany trashed San Marino !3 : 0 Man O Man ein wahrer Toreregen!!!!![/color][/size]

Post by **Guess** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:45 am

To all Finland and Scotland fans.

Take a long look at the tables. This like the Hale Bopp comet, it is a once in a lifetime vew. Pint the tables off and have them framed for you great great grand children to see.

BTW, was the German slaughter of the sacrificial goat herdsmen a qualifying record. What the hell was going on with Schweinsteiger and Ballack, were they sleeping in shifts. Anyway I suppose that six goals were scored by Germans anyway with the Pole and the Yugoslav doing all the donkey work.

Looks like the one to beat for England is now Isreal.

Post by **Joni** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:57 am

Northern-Ireland 3-2 Spain.

David Healy -> hat-trick

Post by **caller** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:46 am

Joni wrote:Northern-Ireland 3-2 Spain.
David Healy -> hat-trick

Agree with Joni, this is the Home Countries result of the night - staggering! Amazing considering the poor result they had on Saturday. I really feel that Sanchez could turn out to be a great manager for them - his background is ideal - and he was a far better player than given credit for, as were Wimbledon a far better team.

I really took pleasure in watching the game this evening.

Post by **Joni** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:25 pm

Big Boy wrote:Macedonia 0 - 1 England

To me is same what is result 0-1 or 0-4. Three points is three points.
Macedonia is very hard opposition when they playing home.

Post by **BaaBaa.** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:31 pm

I agree. 3 points from a tricky tie will do for me.
Also well done to Northern Ireland. Brilliant result.