Caption Competition

Post by **HHTel** » Sat Feb 11, 2023 3:13 pm

You should thought of that BEFORE I started to plaster you !!

Post by **HHTel** » Sat Feb 11, 2023 3:14 pm

Went out with my mates and came back plastered!

Post by **sateeb** » Sat Feb 11, 2023 3:21 pm

Post by **sateeb** » Sat Feb 11, 2023 3:23 pm

Nurse, surely you're taking the piss.

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sat Feb 11, 2023 3:29 pm

Did I hear you calling for Mummy...?

Post by **HHTel** » Sat Feb 11, 2023 3:51 pm

It itches where!!!???

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sat Feb 11, 2023 4:08 pm

We're going on a parachute jump! they said...
Come with us, you'll love it!! they said...
Safe as houses!! they said...
Bastards.

Post by **pharvey** » Sat Feb 11, 2023 5:15 pm

"Sicknote" out did himself this time - he seriously pushed the limits to get a Not Fit to Work Note...

Post by **pharvey** » Sat Feb 11, 2023 5:34 pm

Dave gave the wrong response to that age old question... "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Post by **pharvey** » Sat Feb 11, 2023 5:38 pm

Taking up the "Crash Test Dummy" vacancy just wasn't worth that extra £1.50 an hour.....

Post by **Jimbob** » Sun Feb 12, 2023 6:13 am

Nurse Ratched, can you hang up a beer bag as well please

Post by **sateeb** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 5:35 am

Now do you realise you are not Spiderman and cannot crawl on ceilings.

Post by **pharvey** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:02 am

Dave realised he was indeed in Deep Shite with the Mrs....

Post by **Jimbob** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 6:38 am

you think you have problems! I'm a middle aged woman.

that's bad enough

Post by **pharvey** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 7:18 am

Mummy...!

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