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How to recycle your bin bags.
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Sam Smith hopes to be Marvel's next superhero. Gimpman
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Do my thighs look big in this?
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Black is the new brainless
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I said I wanted an outfit that was inflation-proof...
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Wally's incontinence pants needed emptying.
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This is what happens when you fart in a gimp suit!
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I think I overdid the Steroids.
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Sam: I never thought I'd say this, but the last thing I need right now is a big prick.
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I'm a bit concerned that the gloves might be a step too far...
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dtaai-maai wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2023 5:48 pm Sam: I never thought I'd say this, but the last thing I need right now is a big prick.
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Sam models the spring gender neutral outfit from "They/them/theirs Ze/hir/hir Per/per/pers It/it/its all bollox" fashion label.
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In this world of WOKE and God only knows what, I hope this is not offensive... BOLLOCKS - :butt:

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Wendyballer fan's phrases seem to come to mind for some reason... "Up the @rse!!"
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