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There was a young lad called Billy
Who was always playing with his willy
Now this is no cock and bull story
But this young lad was a Tory
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There was a young lad called Billy
Who was always playing with his willy
Now this is no cock and bull story
But this young lad was a Tory
And that's the reason they called him silly
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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I like my cheese runny and smelly
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I like my cheese runny and smelly
Served by a sexy brunette called Kelly
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I like my cheese runny and smelly
Served by a sexy brunette called Kelly
She's got sex on the brain
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I like my cheese runny and smelly
Served by a sexy brunette called Kelly
She's got sex on the brain
Which creates quite a strain
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I like my cheese runny and smelly
Served by a sexy brunette called Kelly
She's got sex on the brain
Which creates quite a strain
Cos I fancy a bloke with a big belly
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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I like real ale, not lager it's got no taste
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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I like real ale, not lager it's got no taste
So if you buy me one it will be a waste
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I like real ale, not lager it's got no taste
So if you buy me one it will be a waste
But if you pay I'll drink it anyway
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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I like real ale, not lager it's got no taste
So if you buy me one it will be a waste
But if you pay I'll drink it anyway
Of free alcohol I've never said 'nay'
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I like real ale, not lager it's got no taste
So if you buy me one it will be a waste
But if you pay I'll drink it anyway
Of free alcohol I've never said 'nay'
But excuse me if I drink it with haste
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The girls in this bar are so darn pretty
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The girls in this bar are so pretty
I thought I'd compose this wee ditty
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The girls in this bar are so pretty
I thought I'd compose this wee ditty
Dare I ask her for a date
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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