Limerick Thread
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The girls in this bar are so pretty
I thought I'd compose this wee ditty
Dare I ask her for a date
A "yes" would be great
I thought I'd compose this wee ditty
Dare I ask her for a date
A "yes" would be great
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The girls in this bar are so pretty
I thought I'd compose this wee ditty
Dare I ask her for a date
A "yes" would be great
But a "no" would be such a great pity
I thought I'd compose this wee ditty
Dare I ask her for a date
A "yes" would be great
But a "no" would be such a great pity
This is the way
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He was born with the gift of the gab
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He was born with the gift of the gab
Though his lifestyle was frankly quite drab
Though his lifestyle was frankly quite drab
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He was born with the gift of the gab
Though his lifestyle was frankly quite drab
He'd drink all alone
Though his lifestyle was frankly quite drab
He'd drink all alone
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He was born with the gift of the gab
Though his lifestyle was frankly quite drab
He'd drink all alone
And talk on the phone
Though his lifestyle was frankly quite drab
He'd drink all alone
And talk on the phone
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He was born with the gift of the gab
Though his lifestyle was frankly quite drab
He'd drink all alone
And talk on the phone
To his girlfriend in the slums of Punjab
Though his lifestyle was frankly quite drab
He'd drink all alone
And talk on the phone
To his girlfriend in the slums of Punjab
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He was known far and wide as a perv
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He was known far and wide as a perv
Though he thought he was the King of Lurrv
Though he thought he was the King of Lurrv
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He was known far and wide as a perv
Though he thought he was the King of Lurrv
Then he met a lass who hated him
Though he thought he was the King of Lurrv
Then he met a lass who hated him
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He was known far and wide as a perv
Though he thought he was the King of Lurrv
Then he met a lass who hated him
She thought he was extremely dim
Though he thought he was the King of Lurrv
Then he met a lass who hated him
She thought he was extremely dim
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He was known far and wide as a perv
Though he thought he was the King of Lurrv
Then he met a lass who hated him
She thought he was extremely dim
But he still pursued her with verve
Though he thought he was the King of Lurrv
Then he met a lass who hated him
She thought he was extremely dim
But he still pursued her with verve
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I went on a trip to New Delhi
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I went on a trip to New Delhi
And within hours had a dodgy belly
And within hours had a dodgy belly
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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I went on a trip to New Delhi
And within hours had a dodgy belly
'Twas Gandhi's revenge
And within hours had a dodgy belly
'Twas Gandhi's revenge
This is the way