I went on a trip to New Delhi
And within hours had a dodgy belly
'Twas Gandhi's revenge
And my god the stench
Limerick Thread
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Dannie Boy
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Re: Limerick Thread
I went on a trip to New Delhi
And within hours had a dodgy belly
'Twas Gandhi's revenge
Which had been sent to avenge
And within hours had a dodgy belly
'Twas Gandhi's revenge
Which had been sent to avenge
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dtaai-maai
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Re: Limerick Thread
I went on a trip to New Delhi
And within hours had a dodgy belly
'Twas Gandhi's revenge
And my god the stench
Was ever so terribly smelly
I went on a trip to New Delhi
And within hours had a dodgy belly
'Twas Gandhi's revenge
Which had been sent to avenge
The attack of the tagliatelli
And within hours had a dodgy belly
'Twas Gandhi's revenge
And my god the stench
Was ever so terribly smelly
I went on a trip to New Delhi
And within hours had a dodgy belly
'Twas Gandhi's revenge
Which had been sent to avenge
The attack of the tagliatelli
This is the way
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Re: Limerick Thread
I have a confession to make
If it’s good, I’ll bake you a cake
If it’s good, I’ll bake you a cake
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I have a confession to make
If it’s good, I’ll bake you a cake
If not you can punch me
If it’s good, I’ll bake you a cake
If not you can punch me
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Re: Limerick Thread
I have a confession to make
If it’s good, I’ll bake you a cake
If not you can punch me
And then we will see
If it’s good, I’ll bake you a cake
If not you can punch me
And then we will see
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Re: Limerick Thread
I have a confession to make
If it’s good, I’ll bake you a cake
If not you can punch me
And then we will see
Just how much pain I can take
If it’s good, I’ll bake you a cake
If not you can punch me
And then we will see
Just how much pain I can take
This is the way
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Re: Limerick Thread
How much for a massage with a happy ending
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Re: Limerick Thread
No idea, ask Uncle... oh, hang on, was that the 1st line of a limerick?
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Re: Limerick Thread
D.M. Yes that is the first line
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Re: Limerick Thread
How much for a massage with a happy ending
One where the masseuse will do lots of bending
One where the masseuse will do lots of bending
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Re: Limerick Thread
How much for a massage with a happy ending
One where the masseuse will do lots of bending
But I don’t want it rough ‘cos that might hurt
One where the masseuse will do lots of bending
But I don’t want it rough ‘cos that might hurt
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Re: Limerick Thread
How much for a massage with a happy ending
One where the masseuse will do lots of bending
But I don’t want it rough ‘cos that might hurt
Especially when groping under my shirt
One where the masseuse will do lots of bending
But I don’t want it rough ‘cos that might hurt
Especially when groping under my shirt
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Re: Limerick Thread
How much for a massage with a happy ending
One where the masseuse will do lots of bending
But I don’t want it rough ‘cos that might hurt
Especially when groping under my shirt
But under my pants, they’ll be no defending
One where the masseuse will do lots of bending
But I don’t want it rough ‘cos that might hurt
Especially when groping under my shirt
But under my pants, they’ll be no defending