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Most of our limericks are about sex
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Most of our limericks are about sex
The subject is extremely complex
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Most of our limericks are about sex
The subject is extremely complex
Unless your one of our uncles
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Most of our limericks are about sex
The subject is extremely complex
Unless your one of our uncles
And you're covered in swollen carbuncles
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Most of our limericks are about sex
The subject is extremely complex
Unless your one of our uncles
And you're covered in swollen carbuncles
And that's the reason you cannot wear latex
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As it nears the end of the year
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As it nears the end of the year
It's the time of year some really fear.
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As it nears the end of the year
It's the time of year some really fear
But I’m looking forward to the celebrations



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As it nears the end of the year
It's the time of year some really fear
But I’m looking forward to the celebrations
I'm not - it fills me with intrepidations
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As it nears the end of the year
It's the time of year some really fear
But I’m looking forward to the celebrations
I'm not - it fills me with intrepidations
Unless of course, I drink plenty of beer
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Christmas puddings, or mince pies and cream
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Christmas puddings, or mince pies and cream
Both, with brandy, that's my dream
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Christmas puddings, or mince pies and cream
Both, with brandy, that's my dream
Potatoes roasted in goose fat
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Christmas puddings, or mince pies and cream
Both, with brandy, that's my dream
Potatoes roasted in goose fat
Cracker jokes and a silly hat
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Christmas puddings, or mince pies and cream
Both, with brandy, that's my dream
Potatoes roasted in goose fat
Cracker jokes and a silly hat
All that work makes me want to scream
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