Caption Competition

[Dannie Boy]

In his younger days, Donald Trump used to enjoy getting dressed up and having a Jack Daniels - in later life he preferred getting undressed and having a Stormy Daniels!!


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[Big Boy]

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[Jimbob]

I've slimmed down on my new diet

[Jimbob]

BIG BOY in Christmas mood in Soi Binabaht

[Dannie Boy]

He may have looked incognito dressed as Santa, but the cigar was a giveaway for pervert Jimmy Savile!!

[Jimbob]

Jeff Bridges thought the disguise would fool people in a buddhist country

[Dannie Boy]

And to think that every parent with young children will tell them “this man is going to visit you on Christmas Eve while you’re fast asleep”!!

[Jimbob]

Santa Claus felt good about selling out 'Claus Logistics' to Amazon.com.inc. but the Reindeers were not happy.

[Jimbob]

Santa pondered over Elon wanting to ban the use of X for Xmas. What a twit.

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has closed. pharvey, please watch your Inbox.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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A BIG thank you to pharvey who was this week's guest judge.

This week's top 5:

5th dtaai-maai with "People suddenly realised that Santa is an anagram of Satan."

4th Jimbob with "Santa Claus felt good about selling out 'Claus Logistics' to Amazon.com.inc. but the Reindeers were not happy."

3rd Jimbob with "Santa pondered over Elon wanting to ban the use of X for Xmas. What a twit."

2nd Dannie Boy with "And to think that every parent with young children will tell them “this man is going to visit you on Christmas Eve while you’re fast asleep”!!"

1st place goes to Dannie Boy with ""In his younger days, Donald Trump used to enjoy getting dressed up and having a Jack Daniels - in later life he preferred getting undressed and having a Stormy Daniels!!""

Thank you very much to all who participated. Dannie Boy you now have until 21:00 on 8 December 2024 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 13 December 2024.
NB: As we enter the Festive Period with this competition, the photo should be appropriate, if possible.

Next week's guest judge is wado-karate who is barred from making entries for 1 week.

[Dannie Boy]

Unless anyone objects, I’m going to pinch the photo that was posted by Steve G!!


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[Dannie Boy]

Now let me get this straight Santa, you were out delivering presents and this strange cigar looking object crashed into your sleigh?

[Dannie Boy]

Now are you sure you haven’t been drinking too many Sherrie’s on your rounds Santa?

[Lost]

"These illegal aliens, officer. Flying around houses inconspicuously. Are they trying to steal my job!?"