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Many times I wished I was rich
Instead of life in this ditch
So now i'm very poor
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Many times I wished I was rich
Instead of life in this ditch
So now i'm very poor
And have to sleep on the floor
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Many times I wished I was rich
Instead of life in this ditch
So now i'm very poor
And have to sleep on the floor
It's true - life's such a bitch
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My best friend is getting married soon
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My best friend is getting married soon
At Gretna Green in the afternoon
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My best friend is getting married soon
At Gretna Green in the afternoon
In the Blacksmiths Shop
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My best friend is getting married soon
At Gretna Green in the afternoon
In the Blacksmiths Shop
In a skimpy top
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My best friend is getting married soon
At Gretna Green in the afternoon
In the Blacksmiths Shop
In a skimpy top
Then off to Blackpool for their honeymoon
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I ran off to join the Royal Navy
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I ran off to join the Royal Navy
But left behind my pet cavy
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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I ran off to join the Royal Navy
But left behind my pet cavy
Because cavies can't swim
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ran off to join the Royal Navy
But left behind my pet cavy
Because cavies can't swim
And I'm particularly dim
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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I ran off to join the Royal Navy
But left behind my pet cavy
Because cavies can't swim
And I'm particularly dim
When I went home I cooked him in gravy
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My name is Napoleon Bonaparte
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My name is Napoleon Bonaparte
All of my life I was just a little fart
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