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My name is Napoleon Bonaparte
All of my life I was just a little fart
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My name is Napoleon Bonaparte
All of my life I was just a little fart
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My name is Napoleon Bonaparte
All of my life I was just a little fart
But now I’ve become big and mighty
Until Wellington from Blighty
This is the way
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My name is Napoleon Bonaparte
All of my life I was just a little fart
But now I’ve become big and mighty
Until Wellington from Blighty
Blew my bones apart. :duck:
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I made myself a snowball
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I made myself a snowball
Then I gave all my friends a call
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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I made myself a snowball
Then I gave all my friends a call
I said, com’n let’s have a snowball fight
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I made myself a snowball
Then I gave all my friends a call
I said, com’n let’s have a snowball fight
But they were all worried about frostbite
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I made myself a snowball
Then I gave all my friends a call
I said, com’n let’s have a snowball fight
But they were all worried about frostbite
So we went to the pub for highballs
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Here I go again on a Saturday night
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Here I go again on a Saturday night
With make-up and stockings I look quite a sight
This is the way
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Here I go again on a Saturday night
With make-up and stockings I look quite a sight
My porn heels are high
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Here I go again on a Saturday night
With make-up and stockings I look quite a sight
My porn heels are high
They make me quite a guy
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Here I go again on a Saturday night
With make-up and stockings I look quite a sight
My porn heels are high
They make me quite a guy
My mates said I gave them a fright
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Watching it rise was a beautiful thing
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