Limerick Thread

[PeteC]

I walked into a dive, with just two ten's and a five
Enough for a drink each, myself and the wives
We stayed for the band
With drink in our hand
Eating a sandwich of cream cheese and chives

[Dannie Boy]

A New Year’s upon us and what will it bring

[migrant]

A New Year’s upon us and what will it bring
Perhaps I will give my lady a ring

[pharvey]

A New Year’s upon us and what will it bring
Perhaps I will give my lady a ring
Why? When surely an Email will do

[lindosfan1]

A New Year’s upon us and what will it bring
Perhaps I will give my lady a ring
Why? When surely an Email will do
When you only want the loo

[Dannie Boy]

A New Year’s upon us and what will it bring
Perhaps I will give my lady a ring
Why? When surely an Email will do
When you only want the loo
Where you can sit and be king

[migrant]

I wake up every morning and before I start my day

[Dannie Boy]

I wake up every morning and before I start my day
I have to listen to what my wife has to say

[lindosfan1]

I wake up every morning and before I start my day
I have to listen to what my wife has to say
So I turn off my deaf aid

[migrant]

I wake up every morning and before I start my day
I have to listen to what my wife has to say
So I turn off my deaf aid
Before she asks to be laid

[Dannie Boy]

I wake up every morning and before I start my day
I have to listen to what my wife has to say
So I turn off my deaf aid
Before she asks to be laid
And believe it or not, she makes me pay

[lindosfan1]

I am not happy, it's cold and wet

[Dannie Boy]

I am not happy, it's cold and wet
As I look out the window, I start to fret

[migrant]

I am not happy, it's cold and wet
As I look out the window, I start to fret
I don't have a warm coat

[Dannie Boy]

I am not happy, it's cold and wet
As I look out the window, I start to fret
I don't have a warm coat
Or a cuddly goat