Limerick Thread

[Homer]

I am not happy, it's cold and wet
As I look out the window, I start to fret
I don't have a warm coat
Or a cuddly goat
Hypothermia might be threat

[migrant]

There is a house in Hua Hin town

[lindosfan1]

There is a house in Hua Hin town
But the garden's a bit run down

[lindosfan1]

There is a house in Hua Hin town
But the garden's a bit run down
but the woman that lives there

[migrant]

There is a house in Hua Hin town
But the garden's a bit run down
but the woman that lives there
Wears no underwear

[Dannie Boy]

There is a house in Hua Hin town
But the garden's a bit run down
but the woman that lives there
Wears no underwear
When I take a look my wife gives me a big frown

[migrant]

Guess I'll walk my ass downtown maybe I'll find my one and only

[Dannie Boy]

Guess I'll walk my ass downtown maybe I'll find my one and only
I’m fed up staying at home all lonely



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[PeteC]

Guess I'll walk my ass downtown maybe I'll find my one and only
I’m fed up staying at home all lonely
May be a better idea to get a dog

[Dannie Boy]

Guess I'll walk my ass downtown maybe I'll find my one and only
I’m fed up staying at home all lonely
May be a better idea to get a dog
Who can come with me when I go for a jog



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[Homer]

Guess I'll walk my ass downtown maybe I'll find my one and only
I’m fed up staying at home all lonely
May be a better idea to get a dog
Who can come with me when I go for a jog
But is of no use when I want to get pronely

[migrant]

This town is different, it's not like the town before

[Dannie Boy]

This town is different, it's not like the town before
Everybody wants more and more

[lindosfan1]

This town is different, it's not like the town before
Everybody wants more and more
Maybe time to move away

[barrys]

This town is different, it's not like the town before
Everybody wants more and more
Maybe time to move away
Where the grass is greener or so they say