Limerick Thread

[Dannie Boy]

So, who'll win the U.S. election?
Maybe the one with the biggest erection?

[pharvey]

So, who'll win the U.S. election?
Maybe the one with the biggest erection?
Though that's likely a "no contest"

[Vital Spark]

So, who'll win the U.S. election?
Maybe the one with the biggest erection?
Though that's likely a "no contest"
They're both on a quest

[Dannie Boy]

So, who'll win the U.S. election?
Maybe the one with the biggest erection?
Though that's likely a "no contest"
They're both on a quest
But at least, not in our direction


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[pharvey]

European rugby is back to it's best

[Dannie Boy]

European rugby is back to it's best
Fifteen men, wearing a muddy vest

[handdrummer]

European rugby is back to it's best
Fifteen men, wearing a muddy vest
Heads and knees all bandaged up

[Dannie Boy]

European rugby is back to it's best
Fifteen men, wearing a muddy vest
Heads and knees all bandaged up
It won’t stop them from joining the ruck

[dtaai-maai]

European rugby is back to it's best
Fifteen men, wearing a muddy vest
Heads and knees all bandaged up
It won’t stop them from joining the ruck
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest

[Dannie Boy]

The last limerick had a sombre ending,

[pharvey]

The last limerick had a sombre ending,

As did England's 6 Nations

[dtaai-maai]

^^Yo ho bloody ho...

[pharvey]

NATO and Russia crossing swords again

[Dannie Boy]

NATO and Russia crossing swords again
Looks like there could soon be some pain

[lindosfan1]

NATO and Russia crossing swords again
Looks like there could soon be some pain
Will be handbags at dawn