Limerick Thread

[dtaai-maai]

The Women's Ashes has come to an end,
They dug in deep and tried to defend,
They batted and bowled

[pharvey]

The Women's Ashes has come to an end,
They dug in deep and tried to defend,
They batted and bowled
But truth be told

[Dannie Boy]

The Women's Ashes has come to an end,
They dug in deep and tried to defend,
They batted and bowled
But truth be told
They couldn’t deal with the bend


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[dtaai-maai]

the bend...?

[Dannie Boy]

the bend...?

Well it did rhyme


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[pharvey]

Personally I'm confused with these cricket terms!

[pharvey]

Personally I'm confused with the odd cricket term
But I know "The Ashes" are kept in an urn

[Dannie Boy]

Personally I'm confused with the odd cricket term
But I know "The Ashes" are kept in an urn
It’s a bit on the small side

[dtaai-maai]

[With apologies for the slight amendment]

Personally I'm confused with the odd cricket term
But I know "The Ashes" are kept in an urn
It’s really quite small
And not very tall

[Dannie Boy]

[With apologies for the slight amendment] {accepted}

Personally I'm confused with the odd cricket term
But I know "The Ashes" are kept in an urn
It’s really quite small
And not very tall
And for Botham the Poms still yearn.


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[dtaai-maai]

^^Nice ending!
On the same subject:

But the Poms are England AND Wales!

[Dannie Boy]

^^Nice ending!
On the same subject:

But the Poms are England AND Wales!

Don’t tell PH 🤫

[dtaai-maai]

That's the first line of a limerick!

[Dannie Boy]

But the Poms are England AND Wales!
As they try forlornly to remove the bales


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[pharvey]

But the Poms are England AND Wales!
As they try forlornly to remove the bales
Sadly it all comes to an end