Mossies

[Jaime]

I forgot - Lleyn Peninsula red squirrel milk cannot be used as a mosquito repellent.

Not even in Afghanistan, where they wouldn't know a Lleyn Peninsula red squirrel if it turned up in a turban and a personal invitation from Orgasma-Bean-Ladle..... f@*%in' peasants. That is the real war we should be fighting - the war on milk ignorance. Do you know that 9 million hours were spent in the House of Commons, debating the merits of a ban on fox hunting but not a single minute was spent on debating milk ignorance? It is a f@*%in' disgrace and makes me want to move next door in protest.

[caller]

Talking of mozzie repellants - we were, weren't we?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4738698.stm

I particularly enjoyed this line:

"Many aspects of frog chemical ecology remain unexplored."

[Randy Cornhole]

Researchers chose to investigate frogs because previous research had uncovered that their secretions can act as powerful painkillers and hallucinogens.

Frogs and hallucinogenics.. Where can I buy me a bag of them critters to chow down on?