Football World Cup 2010

[Randy Cornhole]

The most dicraceful thing I have ever seen happened today!

The french coach refused to shake the South African coaches hand!!!

What a discrace. Fair play - I think not.

France sink to a new low in world football.

The 'Cheese eating surrender monkeys' have surely hit an all time low?

Booooooo france. You are bad loosers...

[pharvey]

The most dicraceful thing I have ever seen happened today!

The french coach refused to shake the South African coaches hand!!!

What a discrace. Fair play - I think not.

France sink to a new low in world football.

The 'Cheese eating surrender monkeys' have surely hit an all time low?

Booooooo france. You are bad loosers...

Didn't see it, but that kind of attitude in sport really is disgraceful - seriously, what is this guy? Ignorant, arogant or simply a tw@t?

[MrPlum]

Wow. France has imploded, with their media and politicians lambasting the team as a disgrace. They aren't a team. Just a bunch of over-paid mercenaries. Anelka the worst.

Looking forward to England surprising everyone and playing slick, skillful, sublime football. Rooney will ghost past defenders with a Shakespearean sonnet on his lips. Heskey will tear a hole in the back of a net while scoring his hat-trick. Lampard will drill an unstoppable shot from outside the box, while Gerrard will see the goalie off his line and lob him from 60 yards, the ball just squeaking into the top left-hand corner. Lennon will run rings around the wingers, while James will spend the full 90 minutes braiding his hair, with just the one wonder save caused by Gerrard hitting a thunderbolt at the other end which shatters the crossbar and hits it with such force that it bounces back towards James, who at first goes the wrong way, fooled by the Jabulani movement of the ball, but amazingly jackknifes the other way, just gets to it with his fingertips and touches it onto the post. The crowd will erupt in ecstatic disbelief. The 10-0 scoreline is a World Cup record.

[TypicallyTropical]

Looking forward to England surprising everyone and playing slick, skillful, sublime football.

They probably will. Lets face it, they are too good of a team to suck three times in a row.

[redzonerocker]

what is this guy? Ignorant, arogant or simply a tw@t?

a combination of the 3

most of the players aren't far behind him in the arrogance/ignorance/twat stakes either

[bajm]

Maybe this time, it was the hand of God which made the French leave the tournament.

[PeteC]

.....Lets face it, they (England) are too good of a team to suck three times in a row.

That's the crux of the issue I think. They are world class players, but not really a team. Perhaps tonight we'll see differently. Pete

[hulltoon]

England will be getting a new coach tomorrow,the coach back from Heathrow

[The understudy]

Good afternoon Ladies & Gentlelads!

I'm quite sure the English side will show The mother of all Football games by defending their box as it is holy grail, playing Combination Football where all passes delivered with precision like a Swiss Clock and the slowainian Keeper has to take cover from the onslaught of Shots fired @ their Box!
And Coach Capello would in pure delightment mode would Yell? "Mamma Mia Vengo!"

Please all of You HHAD friends & fellas wish that the Germans also pass through to next stage in their also all or nothing match against the ghaneans! Maybe in the next stage (if both teams pass through) another installment of the match up which has a past of vivid super class games behind them. It's the Match up Germany Vs. England (If standings of both groups B & C permit).

Your's The understudy!!!

[Terry]

I think that England could well win the World Cup of self abusing humour..........

Got this one today which is worth sharing:-

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Breaking News:


England have a new coach. It will be picking them up from Heathrow on Thursday.

A football match between India and Pakistan had to be abandoned after the ref showed the red card to a Pakistani player, and 85,000 people invaded the pitch thinking it was a British passport.

Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still
alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely
s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the
message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.

Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything .

In a statement from broadcasting house, all future England games will now
be shown on the gay porn channel. It is thought that 11 arseholes being
regularly shafted is too explicit for regular TV.

I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily
have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.

The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning,
"its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly
struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6.

Fifa have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the
dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green.

What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?
- Robert Green has got a cap for his.

Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car
park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He
stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied,
"No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it
out..."

The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into
the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his way
into the dressing room.

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Let's hope for better tonight -

[pharvey]

One serious word of warning before tonight's game.......

If your'e thinking of getting into the spirit of things and blowing a Vuvuzela..... THINK!!

[Big Boy]

England survive to suffer another game

[richard]

Now we are into the real WC. The knock out. That is the real test. No more pussyfooting to get qualification. Sh1T or bust syndrome



Roll on ENGLAND



Got my English flag to wear down binter for the final

[richard]

PH

Little guy on the left could get a self BJ??

[Big Boy]

England vs Germany - excellent news. A decent footballing team at last - hopefully we'll see some proper football now Bring it on