Caption Competition

[Big Boy]

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This week's top 5:

5th Frank Hovis with "Look Olga, if God had meant for men to carry sticks, he wouldn't have given us women." (22 Points)

4th caller with "Andrei had learnt of the going rate for horsemeat, so who else was there to do all the donkey work?" (23 Points)

2nd= Frank Hovis with "Fazail wasn't sure if swapping his donkey for a wife was a good deal, although his new wife could carry more the donkey never had a headache." (28 Points)

2nd= GLCQuantum with "Though she thought that the recent squabble was over, Irena wasn't aware that Andrei was about to flick that cigarette over his shoulder." (28 Points)

1st place goes to dtaai-maai with "Maria couldn't find the needle so she took the haystack home." (50 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
dtaai-maai you now have until 23:59 on 14 Apr 13 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 19 Apr 13.

Big Boy's favourite - "Maria couldn't find the needle so she took the haystack home."

[dtaai-maai]

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[dtaai-maai]

No horses were harmed in the making of this movie. Honest.

[Frank Hovis]

Doesn't look very stable.

[caller]

Well how else am I meant to get the horse home?

[PeteC]

You're driving like a horse's ass again dear.

[PeteC]

Many at the meeting objected to Daisy's constant neigh vote and took matters into their own hands.

[PeteC]

Look honey, it's Sylvester Stallion. I'd recognize those withers anywhere.

[PeteC]

How many times have I told you not to play Lone Ranger tunes on the stereo when driving through this neighborhood!

[PeteC]

Starlight from the Oat Bar told Pattaya police that they had just checked in to their room when the victim walked out onto the patio and apparently slipped.

[Jimbob]

Just couldn't squeeze the extra horsepower into the old car

[PeteC]

I don't know what got into him officer. We were trotting down the street past Tesco and he bolted.

[dtaai-maai]

Alf regretted hanging the furry carrots from his rear view mirror.

[dtaai-maai]

Citroen's new 1 CV had visibility problems.

[Jimbob]

Citroen's new 1 CV had visibility problems.

I hope it was left hand drive with oat bag protection