Caption Competition

[Dannie Boy]

I'm sorry, but this is too big to be a trouser snake!!

[Big Boy]

OK, but please don't leave it too long if you want to change it. If you do, I'll delete the photo and entries to date.

[Big Boy]

[Frank Hovis]

Dave cursed his loose sphincter as the animal smuggling police closed in in him.

[dtaai-maai]

I was just shakin' the snake...

[Frank Hovis]

Manaconda !

[dtaai-maai]

Put the gun down or the snake gets eaten!

[pharvey]

Alright, who nicked the f***ing ladder??!!...............

[Frank Hovis]

He got a real pretty mouth ain't he?

[Frank Hovis]

Only after being threatened with a gun did Jim admit that he was the one who had eaten all the penis enlargement pills.

[dtaai-maai]

When I nod my head, shoot it!

[GLCQuantum]

Once again I believe there is some sort of conspiracy going on here....I haven't made the top 5 for weeks now. Many of the final drafts I submitted were checked and rechecked for their funniness in various surveys, sometimes achieving as much as a 9/10 on the 'Bozo scale' but - I get Zip on this thread.

I have figured out what it is though. Since BB's been going to these Quiz nights at JW's there seems to be some bias towards (in favour of) those who attend that specific event. I claim that BB is now taking back handers in the form of money, beer or cottage pie to ensure certain parties remain in the top 5.

Either way I'm thinking of a humdinger for this one which, surely, will put me back in contention with the players.

And BB... No-one likes a scandal. Give it up now because, I have a specific set of skills and, if you don't... * cue Liam Neeson accent*

I will look for you,
I will find you and,
,
,
,
I will probably buy you a beer to put me in first place.

[Big Boy]

[PeteC]

Internal parasites are always a risk in the tropics.

[dtaai-maai]

All was not well in the Garden of Eden...