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[Bristolian]

Lessons to teach the dog to catch the frisby and chase the ball needed a little more thought

[Big Boy]

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[dtaai-maai]

Discus and shot put training was not going well for the Malawi Olympics team...

[dtaai-maai]

Dear Help The Aged, thank you so much for the frisbee you sent to Gran.
The bad news is you forgot the instructions.
The good news is we found her wig.

[Frank Hovis]

This Halloween I'm going as a pumpkin headed ghost; just need to cut out some eyes and a mouth and get a big white sheet and I'll be all set, what about you, Mick Jagger again this year is it ?

[Bristolian]

The Rolling Stones final world tour concert was not going well. Mick had lost his teeth, found his saucer but the cup was nowhere to be found.

[Frank Hovis]

If one more bloody tourist asks me to say "Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry" I swear I'm gonna smack them.

[arcadianagain]

See Mum told you you would stay like that if the wind changed.

[Bristolian]

Okay....if you insist we can play 10 pin bowling again but only if we don't use my tongue as the front pin

[Bristolian]

And the winners of the egg and spoon race are........

[Frank Hovis]

Doctor, you know when you said we'd wake up and be delighted with our implants ...

[PeteC]

Melons $1 each, please place payment in the cash drawer to the right.

[Siani]

"Yes, the bio chemists arrived yesterday from a firm called "The body shop" ..they are buying some rare plant extract from our tribe. They intend to put it in some anti wrinkle cream I don't like to tell them I have been using it for years!"

[Siani]

"I wish they wouldn't photograph me in my hair curlers"

[Siani]

Julien Macdonald ,Welsh fashion designer, who was chief designer for Givenchy...went a bit overboard with his selection of fashion models for this years London fashion show