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Trick or treat. :D

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He hansum man Mumba-you think he put tip on plate?
Don't be ridiculous mother, he white man...can't reach so far.
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Mum, will you stop going on and on about my melons - why don't you just button it ?
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Frank Hovis wrote:Mum, will you stop going on and on about my melons - why don't you just button it ?
:lach: :lach: Nice One!!!
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Lord Lucan found :shock:
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Mother and daughter get a group rate at the cosmetic surgery, one for removing a benign cyst the other for lip-o-suction.
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I've just been shopping at the fruit market and I feel I've forgotten something ... Ah, that's it 'two naan breads'.
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Mum, will you stop chasing cars with the dogs and come help with the fruit.
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This week's competition has closed.
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R E S U L T :
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This week's top 5:

5th prcscct with "Melons $1 each, please place payment in the cash drawer to the right." (17 Points)

4th arcadianagain with "Mother and daughter get a group rate at the cosmetic surgery, one for removing a benign cyst the other for lip-o-suction." (18 Points)

2nd= Bristolian with "Lessons to teach the dog to catch the frisby and chase the ball needed a little more thought" (19 Points)

2nd= dtaai-maai with "Discus and shot put training was not going well for the Malawi Olympics team..." (19 Points)

1st place goes to dtaai-maai with "Dear Help The Aged, thank you so much for the frisbee you sent to Gran.
The bad news is you forgot the instructions.
The good news is we found her wig."
(20 Points) :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
dtaai-maai you now have until 23:59 on 20 Oct 13 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 25 Oct 13.

Big Boy's favourite - "Mother and daughter get a group rate at the cosmetic surgery, one for removing a benign cyst the other for lip-o-suction."
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No offering from dtaai-maai this week, so try this one.
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The baby alligators people have flushed over the years have now grown up.
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All together now....."Dumb Fuc%!"
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Parking in Mumbai has gotten very difficult
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