Caption Competition

[dtaai-maai]

How many camels??? You must be kidding!

[Big Boy]

shaved_pussy.jpg (82.04 KiB) Viewed 650 times

[JD]

"If you want a good price to get the house painted, honestly, Big Boy, you really need to work on your negotiating skills"

[raphoedon]

I wished for a black bird with a shaved pussy, got this and the feckin bird flew the coop.

[Siani]

"Yes, I am looking for an explanation. I bring the cat in to be groomed, just look what you have done to my darling "Fluffy". She was a rare long haired Himalayan or Himmies as they are known as. What is that hanging over your monitor may I ask??? Looks like a new collar for your coat to me!!!"

[migrant]

Honey, I already told you why I'm drunk. OK one more time, I was on my way from the factory when this band of magic cats kidnapped me and made me a sheikh, I barely got away and brought this one to verify

[dtaai-maai]

Good morning, Mr Bond, this is my pussy, Galore.

You fiend, Goldnipple, you've shaved all its fur off!

[raphoedon]

You sit there with your santa hat , lecturing me 'bout how a shave my cat.
If you had a problem with that,

all you had to do was RING me!

[Bristolian]

Ok doc, I know that I'm not one of the three wise men but it it doesn't take a genius to work out that the sex change op has gone all "Pete Tong"

[sandman67]

Cat: Can someone explain to me how this fat pervert has more fur than me?

or

Nurse: Doctor Throb? Yes, your 2 o clock is here. Sheik Y'Belli is ready for his conjoined twin operation.

or

Sheik Y'Belli: What sort of two bit operation are you running here? You said you are Las Vegas' top escort agency! I call you and ask you to send round anything available with a shaved pussy, and I get this delivered to my hotel room!

or finally, an obscure film geek one.....

Arnie's agent turned down the chance of appearing in a small budget indie remake of Total Recall when she saw the actor slated for the role of Kuato.

[Jimbob]

'I am one of the wise men from the east end bearing kits.'

[Bristolian]

They should have been more specific when they opened auditions for “Lord of the Rings” as they really weren’t attracting the highest quality thespians

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

shaved_pussy.jpg (82.04 KiB) Viewed 514 times

This week's top 5:

5th Bristolian with "Nice try sir, but the hotel bathrobe, towel and shower rings are less than convincing. I'm sorry but you can not have a room upgrade simply because you say that you are a Sheik." (26 Points)

4th dtaai-maai with "How many camels??? You must be kidding!" (28 Points)

2nd= Frank Hovis with "If you're gonna shave your pussy, you should probably shave your chest as well." (35 Points)

2nd= sandman67 with "Cat: Can someone explain to me how this fat pervert has more fur than me?" (35 Points)

1st place goes to sandman67 with "Sheik Y'Belli: What sort of two bit operation are you running here? You said you are Las Vegas' top escort agency! I call you and ask you to send round anything available with a shaved pussy, and I get this delivered to my hotel room!" (56 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
sandman67 you now have until 23:59 on 3 Nov 13 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 8 Nov 13.

Big Boy's favourite - "Sheik Y'Belli: What sort of two bit operation are you running here? You said you are Las Vegas' top escort agency! I call you and ask you to send round anything available with a shaved pussy, and I get this delivered to my hotel room!"

[caller]

Gotta hand it to SM, that had me laughing out loud!