Caption Competition

[Jimbob]

I think this might give a big thrill when you pull on the cock and let it go

[Big Boy]

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[Bristolian]

Is that your gun on my shoulder big boy?

[Bristolian]

The day before the co-invention of earplugs and incontinence pants

[Bristolian]

When I shout PULL, release my daughter’s boyfriend.

[dtaai-maai]

Didn't the instructions say something about a reinforced tripod?
Yes, but it shattered last time I fired this.

[Bristolian]

Wainwright had two challenges; the first was getting his second to wear a straw hat, the 2nd challenge was convincing him to give the finger to his challenger and thereby provide a front sight

[Dannie Boy]

Lock, Stock and one smoking barrel.

[dtaai-maai]

They call this a scattergun: one look and everyone runs like hell.

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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This week's top 5(6) are:

4th= Bristolian with "You've got to ask yourself a question: 'do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" (20 Points)

4th= dtaai-maai with "I'm trying out the Big Bang theory." (20 Points)

4th= Bristolian with "For sale: Clean gun, only one previous owner, only fired once. His widow suggest that any buyer installs a recoil pad." (20 Points)

3rd dtaai-maai with "He's got me under a barrel." (28 Points)

2nd Bristolian with "Be careful this time, the last time you fired it, it took us nearly 10 minutes to walk back to where you pulled the trigger!" (34 Points)

1st place goes to dtaai-maai with "They call this a scattergun: one look and everyone runs like hell." (41 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

dtaai-maai you now have until 23:59 on 12 Oct 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 17 Oct 14.

Big Boy's favourite - "Bullied all his life for having a small willy, John became obsessed with his gun."

[dtaai-maai]

[JD]

What Buksida really got up to on that empty flight in Myanmar.

[JD]

If Carlsburg did flights.....

[dtaai-maai]

Virgin Airlines? I don't think so!