Caption Competition

[JD]

Excuse me Miss, the man with the window seat is having trouble with his air con, could you help him, pleeeease.

[Bristolian]

For the first time in aviation history, everyone had their eyes glued to the live, pre flight, safety demonstration.

[dtaai-maai]

[dtaai-maai]

A number of passengers were suddenly experiencing considerable difficulty in fastening their seat belts.

[Jimbob]

The crew will now demonstrate exercises to counter DTT or deep vein thrombosis.

[dtaai-maai]

Try our new silicon-enhanced life jackets. Gently twist the little button and they inflate automatically.

[arcadianagain]

Please miss I`m having trouble with my nuts

[PeteC]

Sir, would you like the fish, or a cheese sandwich?

[GLCQuantum]

*not an entry*

I think there should be a limit on the amount of entries one can submit. Maybe three. Now, I'm not going to mention any names (dtaai maii) but some members seem to swamp the forum with many an entry. I know this is the same option for all, and we all could do that if we please but, to be blunt, some of us don't have the noggin to think up so many captions.

[GLCQuantum]

REVEALED: The Thai Prime Minister shows his, quite revolutionary, plan to get tourists hopping back on the plane to Thailand.

[JD]

GOOOD MORNING VIET NAAAM!

[JD]

All seats have service charges assigned to them, It's 500 baht for up to one mile, 1,000 baht for over one mile and 2,000 baht in case of emergency descent.

[dtaai-maai]

there should be a limit on the amount of entries one can submit. Maybe three. Now, I'm not going to mention any names (dtaai maii) but some members seem to swamp the forum with many an entry.

I agree.
In the meantime...


Er, Miss, you said 'in case of emergency, put your head between the knees'. Is this a free service?

[arcadianagain]

*not an entry*

I think there should be a limit on the amount of entries one can submit. Maybe three. Now, I'm not going to mention any names (dtaai maii) but some members seem to swamp the forum with many an entry. I know this is the same option for all, and we all could do that if we please but, to be blunt, some of us don't have the noggin to think up so many captions.

reminds me of the old saying:-
those who can, do
those who can`t, teach

[Jimbob]

Noi and Joi demonstrate entry to the Business Class flat bed compartments