Caption Competition

Post by **pharvey** » Fri May 01, 2015 10:41 pm

One seems to have had a small wardrobe failure..... that damn elastic has gone again!!

Post by **Big Boy** » Sat May 02, 2015 6:58 am

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sat May 02, 2015 7:05 am

Erm, pop 'em in me handbag, dears, and we'll have them later.

Post by **Bristolian** » Sat May 02, 2015 12:58 pm

We are not amused!! Philip simply said not another dinner party, bugger, bugger!

Post by **arcadianagain** » Sat May 02, 2015 1:18 pm

Burger Queens new advert " one is amazed they only cost 1.99"

Post by **PeteC** » Sat May 02, 2015 1:23 pm

Get me to the WC quick Phil, I'm going to blow!

Post by **arcadianagain** » Sat May 02, 2015 6:49 pm

The Queen`s favourite Queen song "Killer Queen" (well looks could kill anyway)

Post by **arcadianagain** » Sat May 02, 2015 6:54 pm

I couldn`t possibly, look, my belly is already full.

Post by **pharvey** » Sat May 02, 2015 8:55 pm

Jesus Jeffrey, I'm seeing double - must have been those damned oysters.....

Post by **Jimbob** » Sun May 03, 2015 7:55 am

The left one Ma'am is a Cameron, the other is a Miliband.

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sun May 03, 2015 9:37 am

Ed Balls, you say? Good Lord...

Post by **Jimbob** » Sun May 03, 2015 2:30 pm

Good god man! haven't you heard of Lèse-majesté, insulting the Monarchy?

Post by **pharvey** » Sun May 03, 2015 3:15 pm

Tescos????!!!!!

Post by **Frank Hovis** » Sun May 03, 2015 4:34 pm

Congratulations ma'am - it's a grill.

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sun May 03, 2015 4:44 pm

They've announced the baby's name Ma'am - it's Diana.

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