Caption Competition

[Bristolian]

^^ and if they are not included it's also not a problem. It's for fun only. (Unless there is a cash prize that I was unaware of )

[Bristolian]

But not to be deterred, one final shot after the final whistle has been blown and definitely not included in this week's competition. (Wish I thought of it earlier)

"Finally, europtimiste is forced to expose himself as a Troll"

[pharvey]

"Batteries not included......"

[Big Boy]

[dtaai-maai]

Breaking news! The players have ignored the final whistle and are playing on. Ref BB is standing in the middle blowing his whistle ferociously to no avail, as players cluster around him desperately yelling their best captions of the competition, hoping beyond hope that BB will relent. This referee is no soft touch, however, and someone is likely to be having an early (or rather late) bath.

What's that I see now? Pharvey is rolling around on the ground clutching his groin and whimpering as Bristolian stands over him glowering - like Vinny Jones in the famous Gazza Grip incident.

Danny B, having been booked for plagiarism in the 2nd half, needs to be very careful. One wrong word and he could be facing a ban.

Frank Hovis is not getting involved in the fuss, confident that he's given it his best shot and browsing through the Oxford Dictionary of Intellectual Quips and Puns in preparation for next week ( ).

But where is D-M, you ask? Ah, he's already in the bar buying the judge a drink.

[Dannie Boy]

The secret of your success is now out.........

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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A big thank you to lindosfan1, who was this week's Guest Judge.

This week's top 5:

5th dtaai-maai with "Well, it was there when I left home this morning."

4th pharvey with "I think your wife's just being polite....."

3rd pharvey with "You did it HOW???!!!!"

2nd Bristolian with "Now I know why they call you Woodbine, either cover up or, I'll put it behind my ear and smoke it later"

1st place goes to Frank Hovis with "No Sir, when the Vietnam People's Armed Forces asked for donations of 250,000 Dong to feed the troops they meant ... oh, never mind, I've got a knife here, anything is better than nothing."

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

Bristolian you now have until 23:59 on 7 June 15 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 12 June 15.

Next week will be the judges panel deciding your fate.

[Big Boy]

Obviously lindosfan1 is not as susceptible to bribes as Mr Blatter

[Bristolian]

R E S U L T :

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A big thank you to lindosfan1, who was this week's Guest Judge.

This week's top 5:

5th dtaai-maai with "Well, it was there when I left home this morning."

4th pharvey with "I think your wife's just being polite....."

3rd pharvey with "You did it HOW???!!!!"

2nd Bristolian with "Now I know why they call you Woodbine, either cover up or, I'll put it behind my ear and smoke it later"

1st place goes to Frank Hovis with "No Sir, when the Vietnam People's Armed Forces asked for donations of 250,000 Dong to feed the troops they meant ... oh, never mind, I've got a knife here, anything is better than nothing."

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

Bristolian you now have until 23:59 on 7 June 15 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 12 June 15.

Next week will be the judges panel deciding your fate.

I think that you mean Frank Hovis. I was a very poor second to the master

Well done Frank

[Frank Hovis]

I'm not sure if we've had this one before. If we have I have another waiting in the wings.

Yes we have had this image before. I have added my alternate image.

[Frank Hovis]

Sorry ladies, I have to go; If I stay out in the sun for much longer ... I'll be black

[Bristolian]

Frank I posted this pic in the last 12 months or so and I think won with

"Also available in Green"

Currently using phone to May be easier for you to check

[Frank Hovis]

OK, thanks, You're right here it is http://huahinforum.com/viewtopic.php?f= ... 4&p=363157

I'm sure this one hasn't been done before

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[Frank Hovis]

But while the cat's away ...

[Big Boy]

I think that you mean Frank Hovis. I was a very poor second to the master

Well done Frank

But that's what i thought the 5 drinks were for at lunchtime

Seriously, very sorry - can we put it down to old age