Caption Competition

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Your arse is at the other end.
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The newest religious cult shows how to pray to their toilet god
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What happened to the bl**dy puppy??!! The Andrex adverts were rapidly going downhill!
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Ex navy perhaps "HEAD's Up"
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No she's not blushing, she's just a little flushed!
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It might look odd, but Mae was ready for a good blow job at a moments notice.
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"soft, strong and very, very wrong"
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Very useful when reading all the sh1* on Facebook.
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Tips for eating button hole chillies 101
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The prototype, disposable, Burqa showed promise.
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It' snot what you nose it's the way that you solve the problem that counts!
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Midori didn't mind the portable, public, toilet paper dispenser, but refused to use the portable, public, toilet that went with it
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It wasn't expected that "Kokinowi Camping Accessories" would be a huge hit on the international market.....
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Potty training, Beijing style
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