Caption Competition

[Frank Hovis]

In his first day on the job Oscar Pistorius questions a vagrant regarding the theft of his artificial legs.

[kendo]

Lord Sewel really has hit rock bottom.

[lindosfan1]

Be a masn and pull your finger out

[Bristolian]

A crack on the pavement that the council were not needed to fill.

[Bristolian]

Sir....please stop far#ing and shouting "Ay Captain Ahab, there she blows", you're terrifying the pigeons.

[Bristolian]

It's your choice sir but if you don't move on I'm going to have double yellows painted on your @rse to stop bicycles from being parked up!

[Bristolian]

Screen testing for "Enema of the State" had gotten of to a cracking start.

[kendo]

I can't turn the other cheek sir you've had far to much to drink.

[kendo]

Get up you may have been told the craic is good in Cricklewood but you are in Westminster.

[arcadianagain]

Well sir, normally we are trained in first aid and the occasional emergency birth, but if you insist I will test your prostate.

[Frank Hovis]

Police rush to the scene after a tip-off that someone had planted a bum outside the airport.

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

Still very busy, depending upon our guest judge, results may not be posted until Sunday.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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A big thank you to pharvey, who was this week's Guest Judge. Strangely, he voted one entry into 27th place - I can't understand why

This week's top 5:

27th dtaai-maai with "pharvey is training hard for the Rugby World Cup."

5th Bristolian with "Screen testing for "Enema of the State" had gotten of to a cracking start."

4th Frank Hovis with "Police rush to the scene after a tip-off that someone had planted a bum outside the airport." (if there was a Big Boy's favourite, this would have been it - hands down )

3rd Bristolian with "A crack on the pavement that the council were not needed to fill."

2nd Jimbob with "Mate, you are suspected of being a crack addict. you have the right to remain silent.....please!"

1st place goes to dtaai-maai with "Look, don't you think you're taking this undercover lark a bit too seriously?"

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

dtaai-maai you now have until 23:59 on 2 Aug 15 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 7 Aug 15.

Next week will be the judges panel deciding your fate.

[dtaai-maai]

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[Frank Hovis]

Ohh, you so horny!