Caption Competition

[Frank Hovis]

As the weather got colder, Lin would often resort to using a Jersey to keep warm.

[Big Boy]

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[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[dtaai-maai]

As the weather got colder, Lin would often resort to using a Jersey to keep warm.

It wasn't just cold, it was bloody Friesian!

[Dannie Boy]

As the weather got colder, Lin would often resort to using a Jersey to keep warm.

It wasn't just cold, it was bloody Friesian!

Ten minutes earlier and it could've been a winner!!

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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After a shortened competition last week, hopefully we are back on schedule. This week's top 5 (6):

5th= Frank Hovis with "Ohh, you so horny!" (19 Points)

5th= dtaai-mai with "Bangkok Girl Guides Rule no. 3: However bad things look, DON'T PANIC!!!" (19 Points)

4th Dannie Boy with "It's the first time I've tried milking a cow with only one teet on its udder." (21 Points)

3rd dtaai-mai with "Malee had just realised what was in her favourite burger." (24 Points)

2nd Frank Hovis with "As the weather got colder, Lin would often resort to using a Jersey to keep warm." (26 Points)

1st place goes to dtaai-mai with "Bangkok Girl Guides Rule no. 4: However bad things look, TAKE A SELFIE!!!" (46 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

dtaai-mai you now have until 23:59 on 9 Aug 15 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 14 Aug 15.

Big Boy's favourite - "Bangkok Girl Guides Rule no. 4: However bad things look, TAKE A SELFIE!!!"

Next week's guest judge will be Dannie Boy, so you are barred from 'valid' captions for the next 7 days.[/quote]

[dtaai-maai]

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[GLCQuantum]

Ever in search of 'quality tourists', The Thai Government are certain that their new 'Quality Assurance' tests at Thailand's main airport, will separate the wheat from the chaff.

[GLCQuantum]

Thailand introduces a new rule to qualify for the retirement visa.

[pharvey]

Ve have vays of making you talk.....

[pharvey]

Lynx's "after-effect" needed close inspection......

[pharvey]

The Polish version of "Line Dancing" was strange to say the least.....

[pharvey]

NHS cut backs were beginning to tell.........

[Frank Hovis]

Fortunately the new deodorant turned men into fanny magnets, unfortunately no-one under the age of 60 is called Fanny any more.

[GLCQuantum]

Fortunately the new deodorant turned men into fanny magnets, unfortunately no-one under the age of 60 is called Fanny any more.

You really do have a way with words there...

As words, and the usage of them, betters with age... I'm guessing you're around 90.