Coronavirus humour

[Ralfredo]

[Nereus]

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[Nereus]

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[pharvey]

Proper Celtic girl!!

[DSB]

I think quite a lot of people here an relate to this, could not copy the picture:

https://www.khaosodenglish.com/news/int ... oes-viral/.

SEMINOLE, Pa. (AP) — A 93-year-old Pittsburgh-area woman is using the powers of the internet to keep a stock of beer while doing her part to “flatten the curve” on the coronavirus pandemic.
Olive Veronesi posed in her window with a dry erase board that read “I NEED MORE BEER!!” while holding a can of Coors Light, KDKA-TV reported.
The coronavirus can cause more severe illness, including pneumonia, or death in older adults and people with existing conditions. Those groups have been advised to take extra care.
The image has been widely shared and has been seen by over a million people on the KDKA Facebook page.

The station reports that several people have reached out to help Veronesi get more beer.

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[Big Boy]

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[Bamboo Grove]

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[Nereus]

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[pharvey]

The Government has announced today that certain groups will now be allowed to go to parks and Beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s.

IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ

While the majority of the population will remain in lockdown the following groups will be allowed to gather together at Parks and beaches:

Imbeciles
Half Wits
Morons
Troglodytes
Ignorami’
Simpletons
Illiterates
Idiots
Dickheads
Twats

Anyone not falling within those groups must continue to follow the guidelines set out by the Government regarding social distancing.

[Ralfredo]

[pharvey]

^ Yep, we've hit the gutter......

[Ralfredo]

Mask

[HHTel]

Not sure if this is covid humour, news, or movies to watch:

Just downloaded a movie 'Corona Zombies' which apparently takes the pi@@ out of panic buying toilet rolls, world leaders etc. Only has an IMDB rating of 2.8 so not great. I'll let you know when I've watched it.
Didn't take long did it!!

[HHTel]

Forget it. It's far too stupid to watch. Can't believe it got a rating at all.
It's basically a very 3rd rate movie that have had some current scenes spliced in (including Trump) plus a few newly made scenes regarding bat soup and toilet paper. Even the dialogue has been dubbed to reflect the coronavirus.
Managed about 10 - 15 mins. You have to be reeeeeeeely bored to watch it.

[sateeb]

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