Caption Competition

[Frank Hovis]

Sorry for the delay, had an appointment with the devil and a hot poker - he seemed to like it.

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[dtaai-maai]

Frank and Arthur looked forward to getting away from the mines so that they could go to the seaside and let their hair down.

[dtaai-maai]

Former Spice Girls Sporty and Baby have formed a duo called the Beach Girls

[dtaai-maai]

Contestants for the Miss Varicose Veins Competition were gathering in Blackpool.

[Dannie Boy]

It was a good job that Doris and Hilda had remembered to put clean knickers on in the morning.

[JD]

Man Utd's cup game at Brighton, a possible double score for Rooney.

[dtaai-maai]

Man Utd's cup game at Brighton, a possible double score for Rooney.

Gets my vote!

[arcadianagain]

Pornography has got a lot saucier since the 1940`s

[pharvey]

There was a lot to be said for airing your underwear.... not all good

[arcadianagain]

Some children are concerned about their parents` online sexting

[pharvey]

Always a craic to be had on Ireland's beaches.......

[JD]

Auntie Mabel said she was going to take 40 winks, little Jimmy said he had counted at least 80 so far.

[Jimbob]

Business was exceedingly slow on the beach today for the massage girls.

[Frank Hovis]

David Cameron reveals new poster to assist migrants considering coming to Britain with the slogan "You will be welcomed by some of the prettiest girls in the UK"

[dtaai-maai]

Hot Meals Served All Day by the Hottest Waitresses in Morecambe (pictured here on their break)