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The elephant was sure that when you took the black skin off, the inside would still be white
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Nellie the elephant poked a trunk and went away to the circus.
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Liposuction "Thai Style".......
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Geoff was certainly regretting hiding that toy car up his @rse at the Beach Party......
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Traction control - Phuket Style....
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Thai authorities finally found out where GLC hid his "Funny Fags"....
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Jesus, these immigration regulations are getting ridiculous!
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New police interrogation practice.
1. Give Elephant banana.
2. Get elephant to insert trunk in suspects bum.
3. Tickle elephant.
4. Go on a three hour wet lunch.
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"Industrial Size" Dyson unit "field test".......
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With the absence of sheep in Thailand, Pharvey decided to give elephants a go.

(You brought this on Pharvey... not me) :D

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Nellie wanted her change back after making a trunk call Down Under
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Found choking on the beach, Mr Jones said that the Thai Heimlich manoeuvre needed a little perfection.
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Bristolian wrote:Found choking on the beach, Mr Jones said that the Thai Heimlich manoeuvre needed a little perfection.
Yes, but did it work?? :cheers:
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Nelly was so pissed off about losing her peanut, that she checked everywhere.
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