Caption Competition

[Bristolian]

Most of the world uses sniffer dogs to detect hidden drugs

[Bristolian]

Doctor Somchai, are you sure that's a colonoscope?

[Big Boy]

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[Bristolian]

Help was needed to extract the netted lining of his swimming shorts, after a serious wedgie

[Bristolian]

Unfortunately for Sam, the nasally challenged Nellie loved to eat durian!

[Bristolian]

Sam will likely tell the beach parasol hawker that he doesn't want to buy one the next time they meet. "Shove it up your @*se" Didn't work!

[Bristolian]

The tourist police were instructed to stamp down hard and clean-up on beach bums.....

[Bristolian]

The moral of the story is; When your pay is sh*t put your foot down hard!

[dtaai-maai]

When they ran out of puff, they found another way to blow up their male sex doll.

[Frank Hovis]

When the police arrived they charged him with trunk diving.

[pharvey]

It's amazing really how the likes of "Chanel" produce their "base scent"......

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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Only 2 judges this week, so low scores. This week's top 5:

2nd=Frank Hovis with "Dave ... when I said it'd be a nice treat if you let the elephant eat your peanuts, did you hear me correctly?" (12 Points)

2nd= GLCQuantum with "Most countries use sniffer dogs - Thailand doesn't." (12 Points)

2nd= Bristolian with "Nellie wanted her change back after making a trunk call Down Under" (12 Points)

2nd= Bristolian with "The tourist police were instructed to stamp down hard and clean-up on beach bums....." (12 Points)

1st place goes to migrant with "The new drug search laws in Thailand were adapted after Lt Col Somchai said, "My hand not go there, even with glove"" (16 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

migrant you now have until 23:59 on 20 Sept 15 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 25 Sept 15
Big Boy's favourite - "Thai authorities finally found out where GLC hid his "Funny Fags"...."

Next week's guest judge will be pharvey, so you are barred from 'valid' captions for the next 7 days........... Let the disqualifications begin

[migrant]

Thanks Guys

Currently on a cruise and, while I can access the forum, can't seem to upload anything so I pass to Bristolian knowing the title is in good hands!!

[Bristolian]

Thanks migrant. Not sure that I'm up to your level of expertise but I will try my best before the deadline. Enjoy your cruise and we expect a report, from your cruise when you get back.... From a very very wet HH