Caption Competition

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R E S U L T :
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This week's top 5:

5th dtaai-maai with "Who yagonna call? WORMBUSTERS!" (32 Points)

4th Vital Spark with "I said I wanted a new HOVER mower!" (35 Points)

3rd GLCQuantum with "Colonic irrigation was a lot more painful in the 60's. You'd need a mate or two for comfort." (40 Points)

2nd dtaai-maai with "The family went to great lengths trying to find Mum's missing contact lens." (41 Points)

1st place goes to arcadianagain with "James Dyson is trying to perfect his new range of mini lawnmowers" (42 Points) :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

NB: We have to invoke rule number 728(7) this week. arcadianagain doesn't do photos, so the honour of providing next week's challenge falls to dtaai-maai

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

dtaai-maai you now have until 23:59 on 4 Oct 15 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 9 Oct 15

Big Boy's favourite - "The young lads, fresh from Spring Break, were no match for GLC's new bong."

Next week's guest judge will be Dannie Boy, so you are barred from 'valid' captions for the next 7 days.[/quote]
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Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED :cry: :cry:
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The Volkswagen stand at the Frankfurt Motor Show
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The Folies Bergere management regretted putting the can-can dancers on after the Petomane
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This comedy can-can was a real gas
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The girls didn't have the heart to tell Sally her personal hygiene wasn't the best, but they found a way to get their point across
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The Tiller Girls were told to take precautions, when on tour of the US bases, in WWII Britain. This was not what the tour organisers meant.
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And the 10th annual Farting Contest got off to a great start with Sheila setting off a right corker.
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Ya put the left, leg in the left leg out.
In, out, in, out
and
you shake the turd about!
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Heinz Baked Beans Scandal! Emissions data not passed onto consumers - despite photographic proof of tests...
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Lady on left.. "Pull my finger, it's a domino effect!"..
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After a Friday night Vindaloo curry, Mildred was far more dangerous than mustard gas!
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The Windmill show must go on during WW2, even during an air raid
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"Spot the difference competition"....
Answer: Girl on right shoes!
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The entertainment at the conservative party conference to all the precautions possible with all the bull sh*t in the air.
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