Caption Competition

[Bristolian]

No officer, I've not been drinking much and I am already standing up!

[Bristolian]

Aye officer I know y're the pollis but if you take me by the shoulder again you'll get a Glasgow Kiss in the testies.

[Big Boy]

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[lindosfan1]

Come on Bonnie, Clyde's waiting for you.

[Vital Spark]

Policeman: "Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence...blah, blah, blah..."
Woman: "Knickers!"
Policeman: "Let's just let her go, shall we?"

[dtaai-maai]

What's a "weed ram", Sarge?

[Jimbob]

Listen dear, you can't look for clients here. its daylight still

[Jimbob]

I Know you clicked your heels together three times and said 'There's no place like home' and I'll be there." But this is Threadneedle Street.

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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No disqualifications this week, but "NaeNae, yoosestoopid wee facks: Whaur's the wattrie?" was as good as a disqualification, None of the judges could make sense of it, and neither could I.

This week's top 5:

5th Bristolian with "No officer, I've not been drinking much and I am already standing up!" (21 Points)

4th Frank Hovis with "Madam please be very careful, our intelligence indicates that Wayne Rooney may be in this area." (28 Points)

3rd dtaai-maai with "Madam, you are under arrest for the murder of a fox." (29 Points)

1st= dtaai-maai with "But officer, I'm just trying to make an extra bob or two cleaning windscreens." (30 Points)

1st= place goes to arcadianagain with "The Scots football team are in town, shall I call for backup sarge?" (30 Points)

arcadianagain wins this week by the Big Boy's favourite rule, however..................

NB: We have to invoke rule number 728(7) this week. arcadianagain doesn't do photos, so the honour of providing next week's challenge falls to dtaai-maai

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

dtaai-maai you now have until 23:59 on 18 Oct 15 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 23 Oct 15

Big Boy's favourite - "The Scots football team are in town, shall I call for backup sarge?"

Next week's guest judge will be prcscct, so you are barred from 'valid' captions for the next 7 days.

[PeteC]

Spread sheet ready and waiting. I'll send you results as usual. Pete

[Big Boy]

[Nereus]

No disqualifications this week, but "NaeNae, yoosestoopid wee facks: Whaur's the wattrie?" was as good as a disqualification, None of the judges could make sense of it, and neither could I.

Well, some people have "nae culture". But most of them keep it to themselves, especially those who cannot even copy that which is written!

[Big Boy]

No disqualifications this week, but "NaeNae, yoosestoopid wee facks: Whaur's the wattrie?" was as good as a disqualification, None of the judges could make sense of it, and neither could I.

Well, some people have "nae culture". But most of them keep it to themselves, especially those who cannot even copy that which is written!

OK, I'll buy it 'Nae Nae, yoose stoopid wee facks: Whaur's the wattrie?' I'll concede that a space was lost somehow between the yoose and stoopid, but that wasn't the part they didn't understand. The problem was, and still is, what does 'Whaur's the wattrie?' mean? Every one of the judges, me included are well versed in going to Scotland and working with the broadest of Scottish accents, but that one has beaten all of us. What does it mean please? I think the intended meaning of 'wattrie' is the key to solving this riddle.

[Nereus]

Whaur's the wattrie?

It is pretty simple to look up on Google.