Coronavirus humour

[HHTel]

Brilliant! That's gonna be shared.

[sateeb]

Now we know why he sent out the Liberate Tweets

[Nereus]

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[Ralfredo]

Where to go on next trip

[Nereus]

Bangkok curfew:

[Big Boy]

Not sure if this is covid humour, news, or movies to watch:

Just downloaded a movie 'Corona Zombies' which apparently takes the pi@@ out of panic buying toilet rolls, world leaders etc. Only has an IMDB rating of 2.8 so not great. I'll let you know when I've watched it.
Didn't take long did it!!

Well, we watched it last night, and whilst I agree it was stupid, it also had its moments - we had a couple of good laughs. Just a light hearted way of looking at the mess the world is in at the moment.

2.8 was probably about right, and it gets filed along the likes of Sharknado.

[HHTel]

Not sure if I've already posted this. I've had it a little while:

[Ralfredo]

[PeteC]

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[Nereus]

Something to lighten up the current Covid crisis.

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator.

Still haven't decided where to go for my next holiday - The Living Room or The Bedroom

Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

Home-schooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Daylight Savings Time to the Twilight Zone

This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog.....we laughed a lot

Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

I'm so excited - it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.

Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

Day 5 of Home-schooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

Day 6 of Home-schooling: My child just said: "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.

[Nereus]

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[pharvey]

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[pharvey]

The "Lockdown" effects us all, young and old!
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[Ralfredo]