Real men wear a frock. The proof.

[MrPlum]

'Higher Sperm Counts Are a Breeze with a Kilt'
http://www.livescience.com/28875-sperm- ... kilts.html

and...

'using laptops, can adversely affect sperm count and sperm motility (movement).'

[sand_dancer]

Mr Plum

I trust that you know the real reason why it is called a kilt.....

[MrPlum]

I trust that you know the real reason why it is called a kilt.....

Having had my own kilt and danced the highland dances, as a 10 year old, you would think I would know. Alas, I don't. Without reaching for an online encyclopaedia, I'll give you the chance to educate me.

[dtaai-maai]

From Wiki

The philibeg or small kilt, also known as the walking kilt (similar to the modern kilt) was invented by an English Quaker from Lancashire called Thomas Rawlinson sometime in the 1720s for the use of the Highlanders he and Iain MacDonnell, chief of the MacDonnells of Inverness employed in logging, charcoal manufacture and iron smelting

For God's sake, don't tell Scotian!!