Limerick Thread

[Dannie Boy]

Some people don’t get enough sleep
It’s enough to make a sane person weep
Sufferers dream of the Land of Nod
Or else they dream of someone's bod
Or d-m’s caption photo that makes me creep


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[Lost]

There was a mad man called Arteta
Thought officials could have been better

[Lost]

There was a mad man called Arteta
Thought officials could have been better
Cries like a child
Each every time. Wild!
He's the Premier League's bed-wetter

[Lost]

Just playing on my own here for a moment. Sorry. It's what I'm used to.

[dtaai-maai]

There once was a man called Arteta
Whose footballers could have been better,
Those pricks from the Arse
Couldn't tackle or pass,
1.And the strikers could not find the net(...ter... )
2.And the strikers could not have been wetter.
3.And that's why Arteta's a fretter.

[Lost]

[pharvey]

Following sport can be a passion

[Dannie Boy]

Following sport can be a passion
Although for some, no more than a passing fashion

[migrant]

Following sport can be a passion
Although for some, no more than a passing fashion
Me I'd rather play than watch

[Dannie Boy]

Following sport can be a passion
Although for some, no more than a passing fashion
Me I'd rather play than watch
And after a win it’s another notch,

[pharvey]

Crickey, this one took a while...

Following sport can be a passion
Although for some, no more than a passing fashion
Me I'd rather play than watch
And after a win it’s another notch,
Ultimately though, It truly is just PASSION!!

[pharvey]

Hopefully we can complete this one a little faster.....

In honour of DM and his dislike for certain "Expressions and Grammatical Errors" shall we say.....: -

I "Could" be Good, I really could,

[dtaai-maai]

error

[dtaai-maai]

I "Could" be Good, I really could,
But then I'd be misunderstood

[pharvey]

I "Could" be Good, I really could,
But then I'd be misunderstood
Lot's of things to use as an excuse