Limerick Thread
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Dropped a few coins in the local wishing well
Made my wish but of course, not allowed to tell
But as a hint, it's on my "Bucket List"
If I don't get my wish, I will be quite pissed
But if i get it I'll go straight to hell
Made my wish but of course, not allowed to tell
But as a hint, it's on my "Bucket List"
If I don't get my wish, I will be quite pissed
But if i get it I'll go straight to hell
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Bob loved to play with his junk
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Bob loved to play with his junk
It made him feel like a real big hunk
It made him feel like a real big hunk
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Bob loved to play with his junk
It made him feel like a real big hunk
To do it in public would be a crime
It made him feel like a real big hunk
To do it in public would be a crime
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Bob loved to play with his junk
It made him feel like a real big hunk
To do it in public would be a crime
Even if he did it by mime
It made him feel like a real big hunk
To do it in public would be a crime
Even if he did it by mime
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Bob loved to play with his junk
It made him feel like a real big hunk
To do it in public would be a crime
Even if he did it by mime
But there was always the option of becoming a Monk
It made him feel like a real big hunk
To do it in public would be a crime
Even if he did it by mime
But there was always the option of becoming a Monk
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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Christ alive, the washing machine has died
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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Christ alive, the washing machine has died
All my underwear has fried
All my underwear has fried
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Christ alive, the washing machine has died
All my underwear has fried
Even worse, my socks smell
All my underwear has fried
Even worse, my socks smell
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Christ alive, the washing machine has died
All my underwear has fried
Even worse, my socks smell
Now I do not feel very well
All my underwear has fried
Even worse, my socks smell
Now I do not feel very well
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Christ alive, the washing machine has died
All my underwear has fried
Even worse, my socks smell
If I don’t get them cleaned I’ll go to hell
All my underwear has fried
Even worse, my socks smell
If I don’t get them cleaned I’ll go to hell
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Christ alive, the washing machine has died
All my underwear has fried
Even worse, my socks smell
If I don’t get them cleaned I’ll go to hell
Seems like the salesman lied
All my underwear has fried
Even worse, my socks smell
If I don’t get them cleaned I’ll go to hell
Seems like the salesman lied
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Many is the time I lay thinking in bed
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Many is the time I lay thinking in bed
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
This is the way
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Many is the time I lay thinking in bed
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
But that was from my time working in Africa
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
But that was from my time working in Africa
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.