When do i get a set of lips?

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When do i get a set of lips?

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Can't help noticing some have more than others. I've got none :?
I kinda guess its down to how many posts you've made but how does it exactly work???
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Post by DawnHRD »

You're right, it's down to number of posts. Don't know exactly how many for each set, but the first is somewhere around 20 or 30, and the 2nd comes at 50. Admin'll know.

So, keep posting :cheers: :mrgreen:
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Re: When do i get a set of lips?

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:shock: :?

Must be an odd looking individual.
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BaaBaa. wrote::shock: :?

Must be an odd looking individual.


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Post by sargeant »

I reckon he wants lips to get on night crawlers :shock: :shock: :roll:

His foreplay must be pretty short cos hes no kisser for sure if he aint got lips :lach:
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I reckon he wants lips to get on night crawlers
Anyone seen Elvis lately?
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Post by sargeant »

Steve G wrong thread elvis is appearing on academy awards :D :D :D

But no lips should probably pm micheal jackson and his doctor :lach:
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LIPS ?
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(buffalo) Bill wrote:LIPS ?
They used to be lips before some genius come up with the idea of Chillies. :wink:
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chillies on your lips rather painfull!!!!!!! :cheers:
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bozzman101 wrote:chillies on your lips rather painfull!!!!!!! :cheers:
I can think of worse places :twisted:
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Post by lomuamart »

Big Boy wrote:
bozzman101 wrote:chillies on your lips rather painfull!!!!!!! :cheers:
I can think of worse places :twisted:
And having chopped up a load of chillies for cooking in the past, I can think of rubbing my eyes afterwards - OUCH.
And there are other places. As BB, wonder whether people can guess where they are?
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Lomu

Been there and done that

Heard of a man who was unfaithful and his wife filled his underpants with chilli pepper

He was in pain for a while to come
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Tiger Balm stategically placed in the right areas has a similar effect :twisted:
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Post by chelsea »

had a mate of mine in the UK who worked in a pub and his favourite trick when bored was to rub a small red chillie on the rim of your glass. When you take a sip of your drink you get a very bad burning sensation to your lips.
He had been doing this all night and at some stage needed to go to the toilet.
All of a sudden we hear this blood curdling scream from the bathroom and out he comes with tears in his eyes and doubled up in pain.

He had forgotton to was his hands before taking a piss and proceeded to get chillie juice all over the end of his old fella.

The look of pain on his face for the rest of the night was worth all the burnt lips that we had gone through
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