Funny but True

[Cowtown Comedy]

I was consuming a beverage a few nights ago, listening (or pretending to) a physically fit 300 pound expat who quite proud that he had lived here 10 years....more than proud..more to the bragging side...there and then i pretended to be a tourist , first visit to HH (i've lived in HH for 4 yrs). I asked him: Have you ever been to Sam Roi Yod Park...He said...Oh yes, its lovely but very far, he said almost near Phuket...Oh I said..Then I asked him if he could point me in the direction of the post office....He said...oh..I'm not sure..I think they moved it to Soi 102....
Yes a proud citizen for almost 10 years......
Attention Tourists....careful who you ask travel advice from...
And Mr. Biggen, there is a life outside of Soi Bindtabaht...but maybe fine physical form is stuck to that bar stool....

[buksida]

He obviously doesn't ready HHAD then, everybody knows that Sam Roi Yod is on Samui and it actually translates to "Three Pelicans Park".

[icebear]

The tong is getting looser with the booze...

Close your ears and enjoy it while you can and it lasts..

[Spitfire]

Imagine that, someone that claims to know everything but knows jack sh.t. He is plainly seeking the inexperienced to talk to so he can give himself an ego massage and placate the pathetic feelings he harbours about his pointless life. (sorry, maybe that was too strong).

[crazy88]

Sounds like one of those token' jack wowers' you find in bars all too often here .Do not worry his spaceship will be along soon, if the CIA don't catch him first .

Or perhaps he will just stumble off to his 200bt a night fan room in some pokey little guesthouse with a katoey on one arm and a bintaburger running down his chin, follow through in his fake camel active shorts on the way up the stairs only to wake up with no wallet or mobile phone claiming he was

"drugged outside 7-11 again "





Crazy 88

[BaaBaa.]

How dare you speak ill of the Bintaburger.

[crazy88]

Never would

They are a staple of any discerning midnight rambler in need of sustenance .No inference that the Binta would be involved intended .

Perhaps a dodgy beer from a different batch to the other 29 that day ?



Crazy 88

[Super Joe]

"fake camel active shorts"


brilliant crazy88

[margaretcarnes]

Whats wrong with 7-11's? Many a time I found Tim sitting outside the one near All Nations and he seemed quite happy to be there

[Spitfire]

Crazy 88, like the description of the 'Jack Wowers'. Most fitting, they're everywhere.

[Cowtown Comedy]

Crazy, any chance you do stand up? Keep them coming...