Granted that I'm not God's gift to women but everytime I walk into a bar, the ladies say I'm hamsum.Others? No, just you.
An 'ug'? What, are you Brad Pitt?
After a couple of ladies drinks and my wallet gets thinner, they seem to think I look less of a hunk and go to another bloke who is fatter than me. Do I need to go to another bar where the ladies have better eyesight, a gym or change my name to Brad, pls help!