Shit stirrer. Stirs shit.
Approval seeker. Waggy-tail syndrome sufferer.
Moderator. Can do no wrong.
One of the lads. Drinker.
One of the lads. Shagger.
One of the lads. Someone you might fancy a beer and a game of pool with ocasionally.
One of the lads. Complete twat.
Big fish in a small pond.
HHAD regular looking for useful info.
Pseudo intellectual.
Teacher.
Intelligent, thoughtful, culturally aware, genuinely nice, humorous and sensitive individual, seeking to share a casual laugh with like-minded people.
Too much free time and naff all on the telly.
Looking for friends.

Photographer.
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
Forum freak.
Thailand? Don't tell me about Thailand, I spent a week in Pattaya.
Compulsive thread starter (yes, I know, but I don't qualify for that one).
Why can't they get things right here?
Provider of useful information.
Thailand? Don't tell me about Thailand, I spent a long weekend in a village in Isaan.
Property developer.
Look at me, everybody, I live in Thailand, aren't I unusual?
Bigoted racist pillock.
A West African email scam artist looking for potential victims (Guess springs to mind - I'd watch that bloke if I were you)
Happily married (or whatever), coincidentally with a Thai woman (or whatever), and, by golly, in Thailand. Getting on with life.
Enjoying a happy retirement on a meagre pension.
Enjoying a happy retirement on a fat pension and the fruits of years of careful investment, not to mention half a dozen properties in various countries (bastards

Bar owner trying to make a living.
Bar owner trying to make a lady happy and get the odd free drink.
Bar owner on the brink of bankruptcy.
Holiday home owner.
Holiday home company partner.
Tourist.
Pickup driver (I confess).
Cyclist (I don't).
Hasher (not for the last 20 years).
Ageing hippy.
Most of us fit more than one category.
Some people are completely unaware that they qualify for some of them.
It's just about conceivable that there may be a few more categories.
I'm getting bored and it's past my bedtime.
Help yourselves.