Just had a little scare at work. Got a little toasted on the golf course today, the old boat race and neck are a little bit freddy kruegerd! Bought some cream from 7-11. Put some on and this bloke is walking past with a smile on his face, i smiled thinking that he was gonna take the piss. He comes in and says in the minciest voice ever : OOh i love to see a man taking care of his skin! is that ponds or dove your using" My arse hit the deck!! Its a good job the soul monsta wasnt around! I just cringed and said it was a free sample. Thank christ a customer came in and saved the situation!
