unbelievable sports quotes!

[Arcadian]

Redzonerocker, thanks for the correction on the snooker commentary, as soon as I sent it I suspected something was amiss. As for the sarcasm of Dtaai Maai, another poster on another thread suspected that his type of contribution was off~putting to potential members, but given the timing of his post perhaps it was the best to be expected of him.

[dtaai-maai]

Oops, sorry if I upset you.

[Super Joe]

d-m is one of the better posters on here imo, he gives a bit of stick but takes it well also.
You can't react to everything on here otherwise you'll go mad like me, thing is its not personal or ought (Northern word, I've never actually said it my life, honest).

Anyway back to the quotes and away from the sarcasm, who is being referred to in the song "with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile" ?

SJ

[caller]

That's a song title? Let me guess - Max Bygraves!

Hang on, a really inspired guess - Gary Glitter, or maybe Gary Lineker?