Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! "
I think I found my new calling... I'm off to Somalia to begin my new career!
"A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since your a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!"
When I told my wife my pirate name, she used one of those quaint Olde English words beloved by many a pirates wife.
"Bollocks"
She has just given me "the black spot"
Har Har me harties
I've lost my mind and I am making no effort to find it.
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Dirty Tom Kidd. Not quite sure who he was/is, but apparantly I'd make a pretty reliable pirate. Cunning and planning. But everyone want to throw me into the sea because I'm smelly.
Bloody William Rackham & i'm off to somalia with hhf
Let's all band together and get a dingy and a few Kalashnikovs and head there. From what I'm reading about others in our new found trade, there's big money to be had there... and apparently even the U.S. Navy can't handle four armed pirates in a row boat.